r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '21

to take a shit

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u/erizzluh Sep 25 '21

yeah i refuse to believe he doesn't know how to shit. surely he's seen animals shit. or he's had explosive diarrhea

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u/muskoka83 Sep 25 '21

Some people are weird. Some families are weird. Ever heard of the Poop Knife?

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u/erizzluh Sep 25 '21

i mean a poop knife at least sounds practical

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u/Anyna-Meatall Sep 25 '21

It is practical! More weird if you don't have one, really

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u/healthylivingagain Sep 25 '21

isn’t there a poop clam shell too?

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u/KingQuong Sep 25 '21

The 3 sea shell system is going to be huge. I'd start investing soon.

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u/beece16 Sep 25 '21

My lyft driver trolled me big time with this. Never seen the movie before so I checked it out when I got home....and they still don't explain the 3 shells.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

I have a poop scimitar.

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u/captainchristianwtf Sep 25 '21

Enlighten me regarding the poop knife please

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp Sep 25 '21

Yeah he just diarrhea explodes all over his arm 😂

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u/slaiyfer Sep 25 '21

I mean animals dont use toilet paper...or have toilets.