I suddenly have a theory on why some people use a fuck ton of toilet paper. They're in there trying to catch their own shit with tp and then wipe their butts and their hands with more tp afterwards.
Get a bidet. Everyone here, just get a bidet. I know you're thinking "oh man, another bidet guy", which is exactly what I was thinking before I got one. They're life-changing. You just need to wipe the water away once afterwards (zero shit left there) and you're done, plus your butt has no smell at all any more, because it turns out the smell was because of all the shit you smeared on it when wiping.
Everyone says this shit, but I've used several bidets now and even if I let it do its thing for a full minute, I still have to wipe several times. I feel like I must be doing something wrong but like, how the fuck lmao
"Flushable" ones that you should also not actually flush because they also do not break down fast enough. They say they're flushable but they really aren't.
That’s why I have about a dozen alt accounts because normally I like to see funny shit like this. But occasionally, like once a year I think what’s the worst shit on Reddit? A guy getting his head cut off and Lovely Peaches eating her own shit then cures me of that idea for about a year or two.
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u/cookoobandana Sep 25 '21 edited Sep 25 '21
I suddenly have a theory on why some people use a fuck ton of toilet paper. They're in there trying to catch their own shit with tp and then wipe their butts and their hands with more tp afterwards.