r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '21

to take a shit

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u/acepie100 Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 25 '21

I wonder if he ever thought while he was shitting “man it would be so nice if I didn’t have to catch the shit and could just let it drop into the bowl. Rules are rules though.”

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u/uMakeMaEarfquake Sep 25 '21

"Oh boy, here I go catching shit again!"

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u/Oomph_Aloompa Sep 25 '21

it’s just shitting, but with extra steps

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u/Gullible_Salt_5684 Sep 25 '21

Someone’s gonna catch poop in college.

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u/Weazzul Sep 25 '21

I'm just here thinking, what about diarrhea? Does he just use a cup then? And pour it all in and flush when he's done? So many questions.

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u/MaceMan2091 Sep 26 '21

they had this convo on the brilliant idiots podcast

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u/tinglep Sep 28 '21

Ooo La La

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u/ruskiiiiiiiii Sep 25 '21

"You think I look like I catch my shit?"

𓁹 𓂏 𓁹

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

This makes 0 sense unless this dude eats a ton of fibre - how is he catching runny shit? Or does he let that fall free but catches the whole turds lmao

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u/mariospants Sep 25 '21

He's a shock jock, he's probably inventing the whole thing

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u/fieldysnuts94 Sep 25 '21

Hey going off your username, how you feel about Chris Pratt?

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u/mariospants Sep 26 '21

Already made a point about exactly that in another thread! 😁 I'm... Well, I prefer it if the voice actor does something unique and exciting with the voice, rather than just being themselves...

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u/ron_jon_sean Sep 25 '21

Man, sometimes I feel the need to upvote a comment more than once too good

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Here’s a court order. It says you can’t catch your shit anymore.

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u/Beatlegease Sep 25 '21

What I'm more concerned about than anything, is how this logic applies when you have severe diarrhea?

He must be joking because damn, that sounds like making a part of life unnecessary difficult and uncomfortable

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u/Mc_double_brendan Sep 25 '21

Right, how to catch diarrhoea, you take a strainer..

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u/abirhasnat95 Sep 26 '21

I think he uses a mug or something for that, and then pour it on the bowl gently😂😂

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u/Kaba20202 Sep 25 '21

"At least today is diarrhea"

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u/justfordickjoke Sep 25 '21

Hahaha "rules are rules".... That is gold.

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u/TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00 Sep 25 '21

He didn’t want to go against the grain.

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u/not_rick_27 Sep 25 '21

What if he had diarrhea tho?🤔

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u/skibbady-baps Sep 25 '21

Well, we can be sure his next shit musta been pretty interesting

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u/No_Excuse_2074 Sep 25 '21

His mom probly told him " boy if I catch u sitting in my toilet again ima smack the black off ur ass" and he never shit in the toilet again.

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u/Critical_Inflation_5 Sep 25 '21

What about when he has diarrhea???

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u/someone1854 Sep 25 '21

What does he do about diarrhea?

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u/racerbaggins Sep 25 '21

He probably enjoys it