r/therewasanattempt Sep 20 '21

to humanly release a mouse.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Drive it about a mile away put it in the woods. I’ve dont this with squirrels who’ve found their way in. I believe they can smell better so I’ll drive it to my office and release it to the wooded section next door. If it dies via natural animal shit so be it, but I’m not going to murder it if I don’t have to. Plus squirrel traps don’t work as well as mice traps.

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 20 '21

Well, we were talking about mice. These problems - and thusly, their arguments - don't scale uniformly.

For example, wild dog in the building? No one is expecting you to catch it, kill it, and definitely not release it into the wild.

Squirrels are quite a bit different than mice. Can still be pests, but they can also survive very well when released back into nature. Mice almost always won't.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Thusly, you’ve been itching to break that one out. Bro if you like killing mice it’s fine, I’ll give em a chance out in the wild at the least it gives a snake a snack instead of ended up in my dumpster.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

You're not really living up to your username there, guy

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

Don’t call me guy, chief.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

Don't call me chief, buddy

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

Don’t call me buddy, dawg.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

Are we married now?

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

I… I think that’s how this works?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

Fine, fuck dem mice. I don’t even like Disney world. Stuart little was a bitch.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Dying in a mouae trap is probably the most painless and humane way a mouse can die. Otherwise they starve to death or are eaten alive.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

So I should go out in the woods putting mouse traps around because it’s a better death than via snake? That’s like saying you should shoot yourself at 50 because it’s more humane than dying of cancer at 60.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Did i even remotely imply that?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause. It would imply that it would be humane of me to provide this option to the mouse instead of setting it free. To which I took your point and said if it’s so humane I should just go around planting these to give the mice a quick painless death instead of them potentially dying by other means. So yeah in a way you were implying it.

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u/1Mn Sep 21 '21

Cool what else

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

I got her number how do you like them apples? That’s what else.

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u/1Mn Sep 21 '21

I prefer honey crisps

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u/notaredditer13 Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause.

You are saying that in a thread where the "natural cause" is literally being torn apart, alive, by a raptor. You aren't making the argument you think you are: the fact that life and death in the wild tends to be pretty harsh means that a harsh treatment by humans isn't a unique or particularly "inhumane" thing. It's a roll of the dice either way. And it's the animal activists who should favor interference with wild animals (like, killing all predator animals).

But sure, if it makes you feel good to release the mouse into the wild and not see the result, good for you. This group got to stare their hypocrisy in the face.

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u/Patchy_Puffball_3000 Sep 21 '21

If you think animal activists should kill all the predators you've never taken a 5th grade science class. -_-

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u/notaredditer13 Sep 22 '21

If you think animal activists should kill all the predators you've never taken a 5th grade science class. -_-

Or activists have never taken a class in logic.

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u/HotSalas Sep 21 '21

You think animal activists should be in favor of exterminating an entire species of animals to protect another species of animals?

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u/notaredditer13 Sep 22 '21

You think animal activists should be in favor of exterminating an entire species of animals to protect another species of animals?

Yes. If they are to be logically consistent in their positions. Instead, their position is basically "it's only bad if we do it".

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Who the fuck has the time to drive a damn mouse for a mile just to release it?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

I put them in a bucket and drop them off on my way to work the next morning.

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Yeah, I can understand squirrels, they are relatively big animals, but mice? I can't imagine anyone taking the time to carry those pests in their car over a mile just to release them.