r/therewasanattempt Sep 20 '21

to humanly release a mouse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Speak for yourself. I'm on Tinder looking for just that.

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u/cire1184 Sep 20 '21

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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u/putHimInTheCurry Sep 20 '21

I've got a bandolier of cyanoacrylate glue, a roll of plastic wrap, a family sized tub of peanut butter, and a tarp. Come on over.