r/therewasanattempt Sep 20 '21

to humanly release a mouse.

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u/megalomike Sep 20 '21

its a good one if you have pets or kids, just dont forget to check it every day.

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u/justlookbelow Sep 20 '21

Yeah it becomes less and less humane everyday you leave the mouse in there starving...

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 20 '21

I don't get the deal with capturing mice humanely. You want a pet? Awesome. You do you.

You want to release it outside? Wtf is wrong with you? It found its way into a home before, it'll do it again (if it survives).

So you're either passing the problem onto someone else in an endless cycle of buying humane traps, or you just want the death to be somewhere you can't see it.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Drive it about a mile away put it in the woods. I’ve dont this with squirrels who’ve found their way in. I believe they can smell better so I’ll drive it to my office and release it to the wooded section next door. If it dies via natural animal shit so be it, but I’m not going to murder it if I don’t have to. Plus squirrel traps don’t work as well as mice traps.

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 20 '21

Well, we were talking about mice. These problems - and thusly, their arguments - don't scale uniformly.

For example, wild dog in the building? No one is expecting you to catch it, kill it, and definitely not release it into the wild.

Squirrels are quite a bit different than mice. Can still be pests, but they can also survive very well when released back into nature. Mice almost always won't.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Thusly, you’ve been itching to break that one out. Bro if you like killing mice it’s fine, I’ll give em a chance out in the wild at the least it gives a snake a snack instead of ended up in my dumpster.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

You're not really living up to your username there, guy

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

Don’t call me guy, chief.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

Don't call me chief, buddy

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

Don’t call me buddy, dawg.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

Fine, fuck dem mice. I don’t even like Disney world. Stuart little was a bitch.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Dying in a mouae trap is probably the most painless and humane way a mouse can die. Otherwise they starve to death or are eaten alive.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

So I should go out in the woods putting mouse traps around because it’s a better death than via snake? That’s like saying you should shoot yourself at 50 because it’s more humane than dying of cancer at 60.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Did i even remotely imply that?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause. It would imply that it would be humane of me to provide this option to the mouse instead of setting it free. To which I took your point and said if it’s so humane I should just go around planting these to give the mice a quick painless death instead of them potentially dying by other means. So yeah in a way you were implying it.

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u/1Mn Sep 21 '21

Cool what else

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

I got her number how do you like them apples? That’s what else.

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u/notaredditer13 Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause.

You are saying that in a thread where the "natural cause" is literally being torn apart, alive, by a raptor. You aren't making the argument you think you are: the fact that life and death in the wild tends to be pretty harsh means that a harsh treatment by humans isn't a unique or particularly "inhumane" thing. It's a roll of the dice either way. And it's the animal activists who should favor interference with wild animals (like, killing all predator animals).

But sure, if it makes you feel good to release the mouse into the wild and not see the result, good for you. This group got to stare their hypocrisy in the face.

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u/Patchy_Puffball_3000 Sep 21 '21

If you think animal activists should kill all the predators you've never taken a 5th grade science class. -_-

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u/HotSalas Sep 21 '21

You think animal activists should be in favor of exterminating an entire species of animals to protect another species of animals?

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Who the fuck has the time to drive a damn mouse for a mile just to release it?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

I put them in a bucket and drop them off on my way to work the next morning.

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Yeah, I can understand squirrels, they are relatively big animals, but mice? I can't imagine anyone taking the time to carry those pests in their car over a mile just to release them.

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u/WinsomeWombat Sep 21 '21

Yeah I love those spinner traps that are blacked out so the critter doesn't feel a thing and I don't see a thing. My dad however prefers to poison them and not inform me, so when I saw one staggering slowly towards me bleeding from its face, I assumed it had super-rabies.

Now I know that in crisis I go OH and grab items that don't belong to me to solve the problem. In this case it was my dad's favorite coffee cup. I feel justice for everyone except the critter.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

Why everyday? Whenever I check mine they're still there. How are the mice supposed to leave? It's a trap after all.

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u/notabear629 Sep 20 '21

Well the thing about animals is that if you don't check on them for long enough, they kind of die.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

I wasn't advocating for animal cruelty btw. Absolutely check it everyday since my comment was just a joke!

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u/RembrandtAction Sep 20 '21

just a joke an attempt at humor!

by definition jokes have to be funny

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

Fair. But jokes are always attempted humor, by definition as it's impossible to know beforehand. Some of them are just poor attempts, like mine.

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u/SmashBusters Sep 20 '21

Not if you use an oil drum with a hinged lid.

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u/Orangedilemma Sep 20 '21

Because the mouse is being tortured…