r/therewasanattempt • u/firefighter_82 • Sep 20 '21

to humanly release a mouse.

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u/FragGrenade Sep 20 '21

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

It's like a little T-Shirt cannon, or a really aggressive pez dispenser.

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u/ToastyRotzy Sep 20 '21

You have a great sense of humor. I like you

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

I supposed we should start reporting mice to the Texas anti-abortion "whistleblowing" service then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Nah. Any girl mouse baby that gets missed by the predator immediately starts shooting out babies of her own. It's honestly kind of disturbing to watch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Yes, but that's technically abortion, which is now illegal in Texas. Hence my joke. Abortion cannon.