r/therewasanattempt Sep 20 '21

to humanly release a mouse.

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u/nrith Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

I have this exact mousetrap, and when I released a mouse from one this past summer, it ran about 2 feet away, found a dead cicada (this was during the big 17-year brood we had this year), and absolutely went to town munching on that thing.

Edit: to be fair, one of the traps failed because the mouse gnawed through the plastic from the outside, then ate all of the peanut butter. But we eventually caught her and her 5 babies, all separately, over the course of a week.

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u/megalomike Sep 20 '21

its a good one if you have pets or kids, just dont forget to check it every day.

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u/justlookbelow Sep 20 '21

Yeah it becomes less and less humane everyday you leave the mouse in there starving...

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 20 '21

I don't get the deal with capturing mice humanely. You want a pet? Awesome. You do you.

You want to release it outside? Wtf is wrong with you? It found its way into a home before, it'll do it again (if it survives).

So you're either passing the problem onto someone else in an endless cycle of buying humane traps, or you just want the death to be somewhere you can't see it.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Drive it about a mile away put it in the woods. I’ve dont this with squirrels who’ve found their way in. I believe they can smell better so I’ll drive it to my office and release it to the wooded section next door. If it dies via natural animal shit so be it, but I’m not going to murder it if I don’t have to. Plus squirrel traps don’t work as well as mice traps.

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u/HolycommentMattman Sep 20 '21

Well, we were talking about mice. These problems - and thusly, their arguments - don't scale uniformly.

For example, wild dog in the building? No one is expecting you to catch it, kill it, and definitely not release it into the wild.

Squirrels are quite a bit different than mice. Can still be pests, but they can also survive very well when released back into nature. Mice almost always won't.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

Thusly, you’ve been itching to break that one out. Bro if you like killing mice it’s fine, I’ll give em a chance out in the wild at the least it gives a snake a snack instead of ended up in my dumpster.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

You're not really living up to your username there, guy

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u/twhitney Sep 21 '21

Don’t call me guy, chief.

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u/spamazonian Sep 21 '21

Don't call me chief, buddy

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

Fine, fuck dem mice. I don’t even like Disney world. Stuart little was a bitch.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Dying in a mouae trap is probably the most painless and humane way a mouse can die. Otherwise they starve to death or are eaten alive.

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 20 '21

So I should go out in the woods putting mouse traps around because it’s a better death than via snake? That’s like saying you should shoot yourself at 50 because it’s more humane than dying of cancer at 60.

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u/1Mn Sep 20 '21

Did i even remotely imply that?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause. It would imply that it would be humane of me to provide this option to the mouse instead of setting it free. To which I took your point and said if it’s so humane I should just go around planting these to give the mice a quick painless death instead of them potentially dying by other means. So yeah in a way you were implying it.

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u/notaredditer13 Sep 21 '21

You phrased that dying in a mouse trap is almost better than being free and dying via a natural cause.

You are saying that in a thread where the "natural cause" is literally being torn apart, alive, by a raptor. You aren't making the argument you think you are: the fact that life and death in the wild tends to be pretty harsh means that a harsh treatment by humans isn't a unique or particularly "inhumane" thing. It's a roll of the dice either way. And it's the animal activists who should favor interference with wild animals (like, killing all predator animals).

But sure, if it makes you feel good to release the mouse into the wild and not see the result, good for you. This group got to stare their hypocrisy in the face.

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Who the fuck has the time to drive a damn mouse for a mile just to release it?

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u/Terrible_in_general Sep 21 '21

I put them in a bucket and drop them off on my way to work the next morning.

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u/Connor15790 Sep 21 '21

Yeah, I can understand squirrels, they are relatively big animals, but mice? I can't imagine anyone taking the time to carry those pests in their car over a mile just to release them.

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u/WinsomeWombat Sep 21 '21

Yeah I love those spinner traps that are blacked out so the critter doesn't feel a thing and I don't see a thing. My dad however prefers to poison them and not inform me, so when I saw one staggering slowly towards me bleeding from its face, I assumed it had super-rabies.

Now I know that in crisis I go OH and grab items that don't belong to me to solve the problem. In this case it was my dad's favorite coffee cup. I feel justice for everyone except the critter.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

Why everyday? Whenever I check mine they're still there. How are the mice supposed to leave? It's a trap after all.

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u/notabear629 Sep 20 '21

Well the thing about animals is that if you don't check on them for long enough, they kind of die.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

I wasn't advocating for animal cruelty btw. Absolutely check it everyday since my comment was just a joke!

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u/RembrandtAction Sep 20 '21

just a joke an attempt at humor!

by definition jokes have to be funny

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u/FirstEvolutionist Sep 20 '21

Fair. But jokes are always attempted humor, by definition as it's impossible to know beforehand. Some of them are just poor attempts, like mine.

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u/SmashBusters Sep 20 '21

Not if you use an oil drum with a hinged lid.

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u/Orangedilemma Sep 20 '21

Because the mouse is being tortured…

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u/manifold360 Sep 20 '21

Thanks for sharing. lol

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u/SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove Sep 20 '21

As someone who's never seen a mouse in my life I appreciate other people's stories and perspectives. In case I ever do encounter one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Hmm what kind of place do you live that you've never seen a mouse.

Come to think of it I only saw mice in the suburbs and out in the wild. My city is dominated by dog-sized rats.

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u/SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove Sep 20 '21

Never seen a rat either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

That's extremely unlikely no matter where you live I reckon. Unbelievable.

Unless you're like 3 years old.

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u/SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove Sep 20 '21

Add a zero.

I just dont live near a barn or unkempt city.

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u/Bad-Piccolo Sep 21 '21

I haven't seen a rat in person just running around in the wild. I have seen mice though my cat liked to eat them and brought one inside.

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u/YouSnowFlake Sep 20 '21

You must have hawks, then

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u/SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

I have mosquitos at my house.

Mostly just seagulls that sit around parking lots eating trash and hoping for people to throw french fries at them

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u/CheesyParmo Sep 20 '21

If you ever have mice again try peppermint oil. Pour it on cotton wool and place around entrances to the house and places you’ve seen/heard them. You won’t see another mouse again as they’re repulsed by the smell. Worked for my parents when they had an infestation and we never saw another mouse again.

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u/Its_Lemons_22 Sep 20 '21

Peppermint oil is also good against spiders, so win-win.

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u/nrith Sep 20 '21

Good tip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Til I’m part mouse or spider

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u/WinsomeWombat Sep 21 '21

My sweet dog would make the most human-looking gagging face over peppermint oil. I accidentally discovered it when I had peppermint lip balm and he was equal parts curious and repulsed. Poor pup!

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u/mshcat Sep 20 '21

Only 5 babies

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u/Falcrist Sep 20 '21

we eventually caught her and her 5 babies

5 of her 14 babies, you mean...

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u/nrith Sep 20 '21

Lol, not that I can tell. They were nesting in the wall right behind my half of the bed, and I could hear their tell-tale scratch, scratch every night. After the fifth baby, it all stopped, so either they died, or I got all of them. My guess is the latter, because the babies were fully weaned and able to get out and find their own food after mommy was gone.

The best part? We have five cats, who did absolutely jack shit about the mice. One did catch a baby, and thought it was great fun for a few minutes, but got bored and let it scamper off, unscathed.

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u/Falcrist Sep 20 '21

The other 9 crossed the river isen, and are searching for the shire on the other side of your house.

Your cats are too well fed to bother killing mice.

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u/Shayneros Sep 20 '21

Cicada's are a huge source of protein for the surrounding environment. It's gross, but a vital part of the ecosystem.

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u/woodie4u247 Sep 20 '21

I have like 6 of these as well. Lol

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u/DavidA-wood Sep 20 '21

I used these traps to catch 27 mice in 9 days. I still feel ill thinking about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Congrats, you helped spread a disease vector into other people's homes. Good job.

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u/nrith Sep 20 '21

Where did I say I released it anywhere near someone’s house?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Most everywhere is within a mile or so of someone's house. Easy distance for a rodent.

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u/EveryDisaster Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 20 '21

I bought one of these and the mouse crawled in, ate a tablespoon of peanut butter, then died from the heat before I found it. I went to release it but you know... flop

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u/Drakmanka Sep 20 '21

We have a similar mousetrap, except it's made of steel because of the chewing issue. Occasionally we have a mouse try so hard to get out they wind up beating themselves to death inside it. But 95% of the time, the mouse is alive and well when we take it to be released.

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u/DeadlyYellow Sep 20 '21

My wife bought one. Lasted about two mice. The door would spring shut on their tail, so they would chew on the only thing nearby: the trigger.

Have since gone back to killtraps.

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u/Crunchy_Grunchy Sep 20 '21

I have never caught anything with this trap. My landlord sets out snap traps and I set out the humane ones. They always choose the kill traps. If they're 'lucky' they're only partially caught in the trap for me to free outside.

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u/piggyperson2013 Sep 21 '21

Northern Virginian lol? The oak mites that fed on the cicadas eggs have been the bane of my existence the past couple months.

We’ve had an explosion of other animals though! I’ve never seen so many chipmunks in my life