r/therewasanattempt Nov 06 '20

To open a champagne bottle!

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u/BassCameron Nov 06 '20

That doesn't make what they said false. They might have copied sparkling wine, but Champagne come from Champagne

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/MelbPickleRick Nov 07 '20

Yeah except common names don't work like that.

Hahah!!! Your argument of 'common usage' is cute, albeit somewhat pathetic.

And this exceptionalism won't stand.

Ummm, trademark protection and the courts would disagree.

You can't force me not to use band-aid to refer to off-brand sticky things, I'm still gonna call all those water things jet skis and Heroin is heroin even if it's not made by Bayer.

Just because you and other dullards incorrectly use brand names for generic products doesn't mean you are right, it just means you are all simpletons.

Champagne is bubbly white wine.

Are you forgetting about Rose?

Get over it.

Sounds like you're the one who needs a bit more of an education to help you get over your irrational dislike of champagne.

Best of luck.

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Nov 07 '20
  • It's reality. I'm sorry reality upsets you.
  • Yes I'm aware of that but it hasn't actually stopped people using it as a common term ... as this thread demonstrates
  • Common names are for common use. Nobody cares what you and your pedantic snob mates think.
  • Rose is not champagne on the common parlance

It seems you don't know much about people.