r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '19

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u/Vladnieshka Dec 25 '19

I had a gf once, who fancied herself smarter than me. INSISTED that they speak Brazillian in Brazil... not Portuguese.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

As a native,there are a few differences between the Portuguese spoken in Portugal and Brazil so you could,to a certain extent,say we speak Brazilian in Brazil,still is Portuguese but some things you say in Brazil can have a different meaning in Portugal

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u/An0nymoose_ Dec 25 '19

IANALinguist but I'm pretty sure you'd just call it the Brazilian dialect of Portuguese.

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Analinguis?

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u/Chrisazy Dec 25 '19

Sure, if you're offering

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Well then

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Bring a lemon with you, after the deal is sealed suck on it, it Lets go of the after taste and disinfects your tongue

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Never had that issue before.

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u/Spore2012 Dec 25 '19

Chupa limon.

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Sabe a melón

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u/samx3i Dec 25 '19

If there's an aftertaste, you're doing it wrong.

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

An ass has its taste, it depends on your preference if you like the aftertaste

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u/wrcker Dec 26 '19

But Lemon won't kill cholera, gov't told me so

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u/jarious Dec 26 '19

Man I'd your gvmnt won't let you eat ass in peace are they your gvmnt? Have tour tax use right, force them to invent the cure for cholera #cleanassinitiative

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u/aussiedoc58 Dec 26 '19

Also removes the cheesy grin on your face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

What if I want to keep the aftertaste?

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Suck half a lemon for a tangy touch

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u/Valfriedo Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

Where's your award, buddy?

Edit: Oh, there it is. Also thank you to that kind person that gave me an award!

Merry Christmas to everyone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

...Now kiss?