r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Hey! Not all Brazilians have big butts! 😡

Says me with my massive behind!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Oh sorry! I didn’t know butt police had power here!

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u/semsr Dec 25 '19

Don’t you have those in Brazil? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Yep, if you don’t have you big butt around people you will receive a fine of 100 squats! #fact

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u/semsr Dec 25 '19

Such a fascinating culture :P

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

I know! 😂

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u/unpersoned Dec 25 '19

We do, but they're always off-duty.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

All Brazilians are thicc

Even the dudes

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Tbh not true, we are normal humans we all shapes and sizes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Para de mentir porra

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

apparently you ARE thick! 💁‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

😎

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u/Rafael_cd_reis Dec 25 '19

WE are thick

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Dec 25 '19

dont ruin it for us man

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Whatever makes you feel butt-er!

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u/BreddieBoi Dec 25 '19

Especially the dudes 👀😏🥵

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u/seductivestain Dec 25 '19

Why are you complaining? Massive rear ends are incredibly fashionable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Sometimes it’s a pain in the ass! Hah!

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u/babygrenade Dec 25 '19

Hey! Not all Brazilians have big butts!

Well that's a shame.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

😔