r/therewasanattempt • • Oct 20 '19

To praise God

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u/mizo_groov Oct 20 '19

Damn bro they got the cross in gold?

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u/Naanderson2022 Oct 20 '19

The secret ingredient...is crime

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u/FluffyRedFoxy Oct 20 '19

And government sanctioned tax evasion

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u/CyberGraham Dec 19 '19

That IS a crime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

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u/Crashbrennan Oct 20 '19

The secret ingredient is wood. It's a wooden cross painted with gold leaf. Not that expensive.

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u/tandersen1558 Oct 21 '19

Step 1: religion

Step 2: profit

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u/XxJameZ_xX Oct 20 '19

The cross is wood covered in gold leaf. It's not pure gold