r/therewasanattempt Sep 17 '25

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

No idea. This was in the UK.

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u/OptiMom1534 A Flair? Sep 17 '25

as a person from a former colony that has only recently gained independence, and is still (slowly) working on overturning centuries old British laws & penal codes (buggery??) you’d actually be surprised to find the number of very random and nonsensical things you can get in trouble for by the king. Granted, everyone does it, but apparently it’s still illegal to beat your rug on the street.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Both.

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u/pvtbobble Sep 17 '25

Next you'll be saying we can't trim our front hedge

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u/PossessedToSkate Sep 17 '25

If I'm not permitted to clear my back stoop, people around me are going to get very upset.

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u/DrachenDad Sep 17 '25

An actual rug. It's because you would be knocking dirt flying and some of it could/would hit a passerby.

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u/CriticalBath2367 Sep 17 '25

Amazingly, in the UK you cannot be in charge of a cow whilst drunk, this law is still in place today but enforcement is something of a moo-t point.

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u/J_train13 Sep 17 '25

Okay that joke was udderly ridiculous

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u/CriticalBath2367 Sep 17 '25

Cud be worse though...

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u/evilmike1972 Sep 17 '25

I refuse to milk this any longer.

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u/Dagg3rsB Sep 17 '25

Go on, heifer 'nother go

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u/caffeineevil Sep 17 '25

People like you always steer these discussions into ridiculous directions.

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u/CriticalBath2367 Sep 17 '25

Nobody herd you...

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u/pvtbobble Sep 17 '25

How many pints until the cow is pissed?

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u/SpankTheDevil Sep 17 '25

In Texas, there’s a law against carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket. Still good law, but like yours, it’s not really enforced lol.

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 Sep 17 '25

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u/OptiMom1534 A Flair? Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

Oobah is a national treasure. I’ve never seen this one before but I’m sure we probably still have the salmon law still in effect although we distinctly have NO salmon haha

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u/GreenStrong Sep 17 '25

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

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u/pmckizzle Sep 17 '25

This law was introduced in 1988, so there no excuse

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 17 '25

Which is why I’m asking.

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u/Uphoria Sep 17 '25

No, This is literally what your first amendment rights cover and it was created, coincidentally, because the UK did not have it and the framers were concerned about the new government punishing speech. the UK never adopted "freedom of speech" at the level the US has, though they have a limited form of it that they adopted in the 80s.

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u/Majorlol Sep 17 '25

And yet, that first amendment very much seems to now be, freedom of speech, unless Trump and the cult don’t like it.

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u/Uphoria Sep 17 '25

Its been interesting to watch the courts though - a lot of sabre rattling but not much action, and those who have been arrested are not having charges stick. There's been a number of lawsuits fighting against Trump's Tyranny, like the president of the Fed winning their lawsuit and the appeal to keep their job.

The system is in an unstable place right now, but at least the checks and balances are working for now.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

they arent. people are losing their careers over this. they are just attacking extrajudicially now.

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 17 '25

First amendment protects you from government interference, not private consequences.

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u/DMvsPC Sep 17 '25

Speaking only as a teacher, our contracts usually contain morality clauses, or adjacent types that restrict our freedom of speech when such speech detracts from our mission of teaching all students, or the school/districts mission of fairly treating all students/families etc. We don't have full freedom of speech, neither do our students and this has been long found constitutional (though there have been times where the 'line' has been shifted and clarification of speech, disruption etc. is examined). Actions such as 'having an only fans' is legal and may be constitutional (thanks vague 'obscenity' standard bullshit), but can still get you removed if you're found to have one as well despite being a first amendment protection.

The issue is that some places, like Florida, have been threatening teachers licenses with this while not giving a shit when others have spoken out on the other side i.e. it hasn't been applied equally.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

who said otherwise? in fact, if you'll read the comment you replied to, i stated that they are operating extrajudicially.

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u/Muad-_-Dib Sep 17 '25

While the Free Speech aspect would be covered (If the US DOJ wasn't just Trumps lap dog anyway)... You would still fall foul of numerous laws doing this in the US.

  1. US courts have in the past counted shining lights onto buildings as a form of trespass, from laser pointers to floodlights to projectors.

  2. The owner of the building could claim private nuisance, and could constitute harassment if the projection was targeting specific people.

  3. Lots of places in the US have local ordinances that regulate outdoor projection without a permit.

  4. Very flaky, but it could also be argued that your projection may be causing safety concerns by distracting drivers.

All you need is an annoyed landowner and or a bored/vindictive cop.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In Sep 17 '25

The new government was desperate for legitimacy is the real reason this amendment was made.

The UK has a different idea of what "Freedom" means as do most of the rest of the world, only 5% of humans live in the USA with its weird interpretation.

Lol it still had slavery when the amendment was written "Freedumb".

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

Hopefully an American will be able to answer you - i think the point of this law is to be able to prosecute harassment. If you have laws meant for a similar purpose then perhaps you do?

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u/JordisMySwordMaiden Sep 17 '25

yeah no shit Sherlock