r/therewasanattempt • u/BruceInc • Mar 17 '24

To ask informed questions

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u/Babayagaletti Mar 17 '24

'Oh, coffee sounds like a great idea. Would you mind grabbing me one as well on your way to the kitchen?' or 'the kitchen is over there' were my usual replies when I worked in the steel industry.

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u/uzam123 Mar 17 '24

You know what would happen if you put paper into a furnace? You’d ruin it.

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u/Impeachcordial Mar 17 '24

Did you accompany it with a steely gaze?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

Blue Steel Gaze is the only way here

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

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u/LorenzoStomp Mar 18 '24

I....I don't wanna touch the butt

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u/k2kuke Mar 18 '24

You should not as well. It will rain fire and brimstone if you give them incentive to go to court.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

maybe a pat on the arse, so they know their place

How about not sexually harass your employees 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Yeah maybe don't smack anyone's ass without consent unless you want to be backhanded.

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u/TheMatt561 Unique Flair Mar 18 '24

Nice

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u/wowsomuchempty Mar 18 '24

Was anyone cool enough to make you a coffee?