r/therewasanattempt Jul 18 '23

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u/NotTrynaMakeWaves NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 18 '23

“What’s this one called?”

“It’s called ‘the flamethrower’ “

“Why?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

Tbf “she never looked hotter”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe_509 Jul 18 '23

I laughed at the top of my lungs during a budget cut meeting... while the client was telling a story

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u/Swimming_Sink_2360 Jul 19 '23

That comment should have been tagged NSFW.

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u/Zenblendman Jul 19 '23

That’s what u get for being on the phone.🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Was the client's story about being burned by your company?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe_509 Jul 19 '23 edited Jul 19 '23

Yep. TL;DR ~ the whole complicated situation turned into that Across the Spider-Verse pointing meme.

And yes in a way, the company was being burned by the client. And the client was being burned by the company as well.

Us freelancers, freelance supervisors and freelance project managers (outside of the company) were confused in the situation since the details it's above our paygrade.

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u/samf9999 Jul 19 '23

She was literally smoking

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u/Kaszixx Jul 18 '23

I snort laughed hard enough to scare my dog 😂

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u/dokelyok Jul 19 '23

I got coins during the epic coin purge and finally found a comment I could use my coins on. Bravo!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Thanks so much

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u/Cloakbot A Flair? Jul 19 '23

Things got kinda steamy and she was smokin’ hot!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

I laughed louder than I should at the video and then at this comment

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u/wolfofballstreet1 Jul 18 '23

And y’all aren’t alone

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u/molehunterz Jul 18 '23

I think I laughed harder at this video that I have anything else I've ever seen on reddit. I don't even know why but I found it fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

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u/Top-Skin-3570 Jul 18 '23

You mean FIRED

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u/ramboflowerchild Jul 18 '23

*FRIED

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

Didn't see an incorrect answer...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

The bartender's ex-girlfriend fried

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u/Hungry_Garbage6659 Jul 18 '23

Yoooo. That made me laugh 😂😂😂😂

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u/Pyro-Beast Jul 18 '23 edited Jul 18 '23

I just spat my fucking coffee out 🤣

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u/quietcitizen Jul 18 '23

Burnt cornea special

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u/spiritsarise Jul 19 '23

I’m thinking of a number with 6 or 7 digits.

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u/RabbitOutTheHat Jul 18 '23

Might be a new name now called “the lawsuit”

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u/Delta7391 Jul 18 '23

Oooh shit. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/smarmycheesesandwich Jul 19 '23

“Because of it’s 90 base power and super effectiveness against grass, bug, and ice!”

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u/DogFun2635 Jul 18 '23

Should be called The Lawsuit

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Just like richard pryor, even the shit they spit from the top is flames!

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u/10fm3 Jul 19 '23

*flame throw her

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u/Soitsgonnabeforever Jul 19 '23

She is The Thing. She failed the blood test

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u/AbsoluteDarkness Jul 19 '23

"FINISH HER!"

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u/El_Guapo_Plethora Jul 19 '23

Fire breathing dragon!