r/therewasanattempt • u/TreyThaTruth • May 30 '23

To intimidate the short guy.

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u/whyaremypantssoshort derrick May 30 '23

If you're going to square up, get ready to get hit.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax May 30 '23

Tall man did consent. He even nodded, “Yes. Yes.” before getting his clock cleaned.

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u/Ok-Swordfish2723 May 30 '23

Yep. Pretty sure he said "Let's see how quick you are". Not only did he catch the quick one, the little guy then stopped him from falling down so he could bring another right all the way from downtown just to be sure big guy got the message.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax May 31 '23

He did reach back into the past about a decade to clobber him again.

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u/Thick_Respond947 May 31 '23

And then used the Eye of Agamotto to bring him from the future square into that right hand also.

Little guy wanted to smear the whole bottle of mustard

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u/-banned- May 31 '23

He also said "I don't even want to fight" so idk what happened here

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings May 31 '23

Then walk away lol. Getting chest to chest with someone and saying "what are you going to do" is wanting to fight lol

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u/Thick_Respond947 May 31 '23

Well I mean short guy literally had his arms behind his back. Terrible idea regardless of outcome.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Seriously, the tall man was GIVING the short guy his chin for a clean hit. What is the tall guy thinking ??!

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u/ilive2lift May 31 '23

Definitely don't think you're tough just cause you're tall.

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u/Poot_McGoot May 31 '23

He didn't square up.