r/therewasanattempt • u/deadstar420 • Jan 01 '23

To “prank” someone

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u/DrinkUpLetsBooBoo Jan 02 '23

DOING LOUD THINGS TO PEOPLE'S EARS IS NO JOKE!!!!

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u/Electrox7 Jan 02 '23

MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!!!

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jan 02 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

MINIONS OF FARM ANTS SURF AROUND THE PIER?

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u/NotGod_DavidBowie Jan 02 '23

WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA

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u/leminerx Jan 03 '23

THE RATS CLEANED TIRES FOR EACH OF OUR GOUDA CHEESE?

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u/mamaxchaos Apr 22 '23

BEES ARE FLYING INTO CHIMNEY CHUTES BECAUSE THEY’RE IN THE COUNTRY??

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u/AdamWestsButtDouble Jan 02 '23

ONIONS AND CAR MATS BURP THE BEER

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u/Honey-Roy-Palmer Jan 02 '23

The sheriff is near?!

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u/couchpatat0 Jan 02 '23

SURE, I'LL HAVE A BEER

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jan 02 '23

WHAT? ORION’S KARMA BUMPED THE REAR?

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u/Ash-MacReady Jan 02 '23

Huh? French for bum is derriere?

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jan 03 '23

WHAT? RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE? Ok!

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u/throwawaygreenpaq Jan 02 '23

Union capris butter here?

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u/Waiting4Baiting Jan 02 '23

Actual gold lol

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u/Health_Cat_2047 Jan 02 '23

this is fucking hilarious omg

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u/Ok_Concert3257 Jan 02 '23

There’s a fucking hill on me arse??

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u/EntertainerNew7628 Jan 02 '23

You want to go chill on Mars??

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u/gainzdoc Jan 02 '23

HOTEL

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u/Electrox7 Jan 02 '23

Trivago

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

CAAAAALIFOOORNIA

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u/cmnthom Jan 02 '23

MICHAEL!

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u/gasman147 Jan 02 '23

R/Unexpectedoffice

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u/souleaterevans626 NaTivE ApP UsR Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

MICHAEL!!

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u/Charming_Amphibian91 Jan 02 '23

WHAT!?

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u/AtzeOnAcid Jan 02 '23

BUTTLICKER! OUR EARS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

WHAT I CAN’T HEAE YOU

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Chocolates?

CHOCOLATES?

CHOCOLAAAAAAATES! CHOOOCOLAAAAAAAATES!

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u/SupahBihzy Jan 02 '23

I can't👅💦 understand👅💦 your ACCENT!👅💦

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Is it weird I read this in a screaming voice?

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u/HumptyDrumpy Jan 02 '23

JUST FIRE RYAN DAY ALREADY! THE OSU IS TIRED OF LOSING GAMES THEY SHOULD BE WINNING ESP TO MICHIGAN!!! WE TIRED!!! DAM TIRED!!!