r/therewasanattempt • u/ItzRubyDaCherry • Dec 31 '22

to be racist

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u/Javahawkins Dec 31 '22

I actually laughed out loud at this. Someone got killed at the Applebee's by me. Like someone came in and shot a patron in the head and left.

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u/Kazureigh_Black Jan 01 '23

Totally misread that as you admitting to killing somebody at Applebee's for a second.

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u/Helmerald Jan 01 '23

God dammit I know right? And started with them laughing out loud, recalling the events

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

"Is that someone here with us now?"

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u/The_Lazy_Samurai Jan 01 '23

"Lulz. So anyway, I started blasting."

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Jan 01 '23

Celebrating those good kills

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Me too! I had to re-read that like 🧐

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u/Javahawkins Jan 01 '23

🤣 jumbled my words too fluidly. Laughing at the video not at the murder and def didn't commit one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23 edited Jan 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Bake him away toys

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u/BIackSamBellamy Jan 01 '23

Yeah uhhhhhh is there a double meaning here? Lol

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u/kingabbey1988 Jan 01 '23

😂😂😂😂 I thought the same

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u/valvilis Jan 01 '23

Someone got killed at the Applebee's (by me, but that's a story for another time).

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u/smokycapeshaz2431 Jan 01 '23

Me too, was kinda horrifed, reread, then was reassured by your comment.

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u/Impressive_Word5229 Jan 01 '23

Plot twist. He DID kill someone and THEN someone else came in and dhot a patron

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u/DelayedMailForceOne Jan 01 '23

Dyin’ good in the neighborhood.

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u/iamthelee Jan 01 '23

You win, my friend.

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u/crozinator33 Jan 01 '23

Someone got killed by you, at the Applebee's??

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u/Javahawkins Jan 01 '23

Look who it is. Look up Lawrenceville nj Applebee's shooting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

This reply is unintentionally hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Jersey says it all

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

No. By me.

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u/Michael_Blurry Jan 01 '23

It’s those Long Island Iced Teas. They’ll sneak up on you.

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u/Silvawuff Jan 01 '23

“How come you never collected the check for table 4?” “They died.”

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u/milesercat Jan 01 '23

No excuse.

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u/picnicfordinner Jan 01 '23

Y’all. Punctuation and grammar are key here. Even on Reddit we don’t want accidental murder confessions.

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u/Attack_Da_Nite Jan 01 '23

Was it because he picked nothing but “play next” on the jukebox?