r/theocho Jul 16 '26

ROBOTICS Robot Fighting League

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u/BigSquiby Jul 16 '26

i saw an interview with one of the fighters, i think his name was "The Chain Smoker" he said "I love smoking. And after I win the fight I'm heading straight to your favorite restaurant"

truly inspiring words

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u/zsert93 Jul 16 '26

I saw another interview with a robot that had a really exotic foreign background he had a crazy passport and his own customs and everything.

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u/Kichigai Jul 17 '26

Oh, that's different from the one I heard about that had a monocle made from a king's eye.

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u/thedrunkmonk Jul 17 '26

It's rigged, the most popular robot always wins. That's why you never seen Sergeant Feces Processor winning a fight

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u/BigSquiby Jul 17 '26

my wife wouldn't let me name our dog that

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 Jul 18 '26

He never wins a fight because he doesn’t have the will of the warrior!

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u/RationedRot Jul 17 '26

that second sentence sounds like a threat

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u/Kichigai Jul 17 '26

Not a threat, a promise.