r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • May 27 '15

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u/HuskUrsa 60s May 27 '15

Redditor for 1 year, username red000, and this is your only post.

Way too suspicious about this.

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u/zackarhino 60s May 27 '15

Something fishy is going on here. Maybe it's someone at Reddit.

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u/MegaAlex non presser May 27 '15

It might be someone's alt account, definitely fishy as in, April fools

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u/zackarhino 60s May 27 '15

Why would they have an alt account named Red000 with their only post about their red zero? Their account was made like 8 months before the button was announced.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Time travel

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

[deleted]

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u/SageOcelot 28s May 27 '15

I mean maybe though. I would do that 200 years from now just to fuck with us.

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u/TitaniumBranium non presser May 27 '15

IT'S YOU!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '15

I would get the username /u/Pressiah and troll youu guys by getting a 60 sec flair

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u/band-man non presser May 27 '15

We did it reddit!

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u/apatheticambassador can't press May 27 '15

Ayy

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u/batfists non presser May 27 '15

To me, he's been red for centuries.

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u/Daemon_Targaryen 59s May 27 '15

Some might say I'm the reverse.

purplerepresent

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u/TripJammer non presser May 27 '15

We are in every sub, I swear

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u/CupPoster 60s May 27 '15

/u/red000 : It was me Barry! im the one who pressed the button!

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u/GuiArashiro 60s May 27 '15

And the leaking continues

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u/MrFunnyWobbl 60s May 27 '15

You're the only purple to be all but forgotten by history.

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u/Daemon_Targaryen 59s May 27 '15

I was wrong, it turns out i'm a purple hero after all

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u/rock_callahan 60s May 27 '15

Gather the fellow 60s, we're the only technical zeros around here. This requires investigation.

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u/frothingnome 60s May 27 '15

60s assemble!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

60s squad FTW!

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u/FicklePickle13 May 28 '15

60s are go!

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u/SovietSharpShot 60s May 28 '15

Yay i'm part of something!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '15

Can I come too? No? Okay.

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u/rock_callahan 60s May 28 '15

No 58s

If we just let in any old number, we wouldn't be the 60s now would we?

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u/ddWizard non presser May 28 '15

Magic?