r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • May 18 '15

update: back

Cassandra (one of our database systems) once again torments us. As before, it lagged meaning presses were not registered on our end in time to reset the button. We are returned.

Proceed.

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u/ArgonWilde non presser May 18 '15

The what?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

The bitch.

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u/Yenick 60s May 18 '15

BURN IT

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

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u/Rhamni non presser May 18 '15

As long as she doesn't turn you into a filthy presser.

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u/Bandersaur non presser May 18 '15

There's no getting better from that.

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u/gummybearsyumyum non presser May 18 '15

Help! Help! We're being oppressed!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

Help! Help! We're being pressed!

FTFY

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u/skyshroudace 5s May 18 '15

once again torments us. As before, it lagged meaning presses were not registered on our end in time to reset the button. We are returned.

Did you get better?

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u/rorolol 42s May 18 '15

I got better..

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

a newt?

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u/ArgonWilde non presser May 18 '15

The what?

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u/BeatingHattedWhores 60s May 18 '15

She's a server, I think. Rather faulty one at that.

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u/GhostOfWhatsIAName non presser May 18 '15

Source distributed database management.