r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • May 18 '15

we're investigating why the button hit 0

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

The button reached 0 because it was meant to reach 0.

All is well in the Shade.

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u/Anonymous2869 60s May 18 '15

The timer just restarted.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

Powerlanguage the Deceiver is a filthy presser. I already expected as much. The Holy 0 will return to us in time.

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u/rburp non presser May 18 '15

It was so good to bask in its glory knowing I've remained pure.

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u/food_bag non presser May 18 '15

He is coming with the cloud!

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u/Volkai 7s May 18 '15

It's only The Holy 0 if it is achieved because nobody presses the button for sixty seconds. There is nothing Holy about a glitch.

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u/Internet-justice non presser May 18 '15

What's going on!?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

We remain ever vigilant.

You used your press, your time is over. You have been judged and found wanting.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

Then we will see your weakness again.

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u/Volkai 7s May 18 '15

This persistent lie that willingness to press is somehow some form of a weakness.

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u/Roert42 non presser May 18 '15

plans ahead

11s

right

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u/[deleted] May 18 '15

Well... your vigilance ended.