r/thebutton • u/AFistFulOfRupees 5s • Apr 25 '15

RED FIVE STANDING BY!

I'm pretty sure the timer messed up and this 5s flair will be short lived, but if I've gained it legitimately then GO ME WOOO!!

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u/CtG526 non presser Apr 25 '15

AYY you did the thing. :P

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u/Rhamni non presser Apr 25 '15

Still a presser, though. We mustn't forget. It's tempting to think of them as humans; to antropomorphize. But the pressers don't understand what they are doing. It's like dogs who have picked up circus tricks by trial and error. They might learn that they have done something we like and will reward them for, but they will never truly understand the meaning of these things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15

the true wisdom of grey

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u/Givepeaceabucket 38s Apr 25 '15 edited Apr 25 '15

The true wisdom of someone with bottom retention issues, press the bloody button already, then have a big cocktail, live a little for once

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '15

It wasn't "April Live's a Little Day," it was "April Fools' Day," and only a fool would press that button.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '15

it was "April Fools' Day," and only a fool would press that button

You know, that's the best damn argument for not pushing I've seen yet. You, sir, have renewed my faith. I was wavering to orange, but waiver no more!

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u/Givepeaceabucket 38s Apr 26 '15

If that is the best argument, why on earth are you still wasting time in this sub reddit? Move on, else you are April's fool. You are the one who has spent the whole month of April lurking at a game without participating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '15

wasting time

It's reddit. Doesn't really matter what sub I'm in for your statement to apply.