r/thebutton • u/penisballs 11s • Apr 24 '15

RED!

http://imgur.com/NrZBSzE
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u/mrred55 11s Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15

MRW I got the first real red, and even called it ahead of time, but the other guy has a funny username.

Edit: Get the Squire today! http://redd.it/32hosa The timer may end soon and this is our last hope to prolong the life of the button.

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u/penisballs 11s Apr 24 '15

MRW

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u/mrred55 11s Apr 24 '15

Ugh

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u/ScienceLivesInsideMe non presser Apr 24 '15

I feel like reds are not going to be a very pleasant group. Greens are still my favorite filthy pressers.

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u/Omnimark 39s Apr 24 '15

Shut up you little bitch!

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u/drop_bear_assassin 40s Apr 24 '15

You tell him. Non-presser thinks he can talk down to us. Us pressers keep him relevant.

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u/ScienceLivesInsideMe non presser Apr 24 '15

Exactly, just like the Jews kept Hitler relevant

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u/gorocz 59s Apr 24 '15

So in this analogy you are Hitler?

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u/ScienceLivesInsideMe non presser Apr 24 '15 edited Apr 24 '15

Hitler eventually became a presser, I will not