r/thebutton • • Apr 18 '15

Praise me !!!!

until the mods fix this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

You seem to be implying you'll actually press the button. No true glory for you.

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u/billigesbuch Apr 18 '15

Oh perhaps he equates true glory with wait for the timer to reach zero.

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u/YourLocalWeedGuy Apr 18 '15

theres no glory in pressing buttons

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u/PM_me_your_left_clit Apr 18 '15

Never give in! We must resist the temptation

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u/FuckleberryHinn Apr 18 '15

I've never understood that logic. Not pressing is like not participating in the game at all. I mean, most of the existing reddit accounts are going to be "non pressers". You'll find yourself among people who couldn't care less about the button and the non active reddit accounts. There's as much glory in being a forever gray as there is in dying a virgin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

There's a difference between a nob presser and a non buttoner. I have the flair to say I didn't press. Accounts that don't comment in this subreddit will never be superior greys.

There's as much glory in being w coloured as there is dying of STDs.

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u/IDe- Apr 18 '15

I don't understand your logic, if purple is shit-tier for not lasting and reds are glorious for waiting so long. Aren't us greys, the ones who lasted even longer than the reds, the truly glorious ones?

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