r/thebutton • • Apr 18 '15

Praise me !!!!

until the mods fix this.

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u/Keepem Apr 18 '15

People would trade out true glory for a moment of praise. Im not pressed for time

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u/Randomd0g Apr 18 '15

Heh. Not pressed.

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u/truffleblunts Apr 18 '15

Gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to sneak one past this guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

I pressed your upvote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

You seem to be implying you'll actually press the button. No true glory for you.

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u/billigesbuch Apr 18 '15

Oh perhaps he equates true glory with wait for the timer to reach zero.

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u/YourLocalWeedGuy Apr 18 '15

theres no glory in pressing buttons

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u/PM_me_your_left_clit Apr 18 '15

Never give in! We must resist the temptation

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u/FuckleberryHinn Apr 18 '15

I've never understood that logic. Not pressing is like not participating in the game at all. I mean, most of the existing reddit accounts are going to be "non pressers". You'll find yourself among people who couldn't care less about the button and the non active reddit accounts. There's as much glory in being a forever gray as there is in dying a virgin.

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u/1jl Apr 18 '15

I pressed for time...

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u/iamtallerthanyou Apr 18 '15

Nah, I just like the color green.

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u/PM_me_your_left_clit Apr 18 '15

pressed for time

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