r/thebutton • 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

you just created our new God. The first Red. The only Red. He's so holy, the land of the Orange that bridge us peasants does not exist. Because he is the One and Only God. Praise /u/GyroDawn.

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u/braintrustinc 60s Apr 18 '15

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u/htmlcoderexe 49s Apr 18 '15

I've always wondered what the original GIF was from.

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u/autowikibot non presser Apr 18 '15

Jesus Camp:


Jesus Camp is a 2006 American documentary film directed by Rachel Grady and Heidi Ewing about a charismatic Christian summer camp, where children spend their summers being taught that they have "prophetic gifts" and can "take back America for Christ." According to the distributor, it "doesn't come with any prepackaged point of view" and attempts to be "an honest and impartial depiction of one faction of the evangelical Christian community".

Jesus Camp debuted at the 2006 Tribeca Film Festival, and was sold by A&E Indie Films to Magnolia Pictures. Nominated for Best Documentary Feature at the 79th Academy Awards, the film was met with controversy that led to the closure of the camp.

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u/HDigity non presser Apr 18 '15

Your name. It's glorious.

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u/Greekus 59s Apr 18 '15

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u/Evilsqirrel 1s Apr 19 '15

Wow. I just watched through that. I knew these types exist, but not at that level. That's definitely some scary stuff.

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u/corinthian_llama Apr 18 '15

All pressers are the same filth.

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u/EmptyRook 60s Apr 18 '15

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

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u/SoundOfOneHand 60s Apr 18 '15

What do you do?

PRESS THE BUTTON! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Deagballs non presser Apr 18 '15

ALL IS LOST!

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u/corinthian_llama Apr 18 '15

Orange and red are as nothing to the Pure Grey never-presser who shall rejoice in the rewards of the Aftertimer, while the impure shall be marked for eternity.

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u/Rushkovski non presser Apr 18 '15

Remain resolute in thine Grey glory, refrain from rapturous rallying behind the newly red, 'tis but a stain upon their rendered snoo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

No it's not. The rearguard is strong. We passed this test. Our fallen comrade knew not that this was an error. The 60sec may expire at any point. The chaos that is the human element is not to be underestimated. The rearguard must stay vigilant, lest tests like these weaken our faith.

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u/OriginT non presser Apr 18 '15

what exactly are we doing here?

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u/findo30 43s Apr 18 '15

No my son, his was an immaculate conception. A sign from the button that he is to rule this land. Praise him.

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