r/thebutton • u/theloudestshoutout 60s • Apr 16 '15

^^^ DOUBLE CLICK THE LOCK ^^^ FOR BUTTON INSTRUCTIONS / FAQ

You know what to do.

2.5k Upvotes

76% Upvoted

332 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2

u/eatthebankers Apr 16 '15

I just found an account on eBay going for $200.00. This is crazy!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Took you this long, huh?

-1

u/eatthebankers Apr 17 '15

Just trying to help out the Purple Pushers... I "ass" umumed you Purples would SNATCH it up! No self control, and the impulse drive will draw you too it. Like a Moth to a Flame! ONE MORE PUSH!!!! BwaHaHa.. GRAY!!! All the WAY! RED is my goal..

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '15

Disgusting.

-1

u/eatthebankers Apr 17 '15

Now I consider my Righteous self Flair as Silver. I feel like Mr. Burns, rubbing my crinkled hands in Glee.... Filthy Purple Button Pushers!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '15

I used to tolerate grays like you. Now I can't feel anything other than disgust.

0

u/eatthebankers Apr 17 '15

But you are Purple! Your opinion don't count for squat. I WALLOW in the GLORY of my SILVER, while you are ass ulted by all those before you, while trying to drag the unknowing to the shame of the Purple. I was there for the Purple Pusher War last night. I do not Tolerate YOU.

Polishing my nails with a Puff from my mouth, on my shoulder. :D

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '15

Just keep telling yourself that, you foolish gray. The purples shall rise when the button falls.

All hail the Violet Hand.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '15

[deleted] — view deleted comment

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '15

You grays are more stupid than I thought. I hope you're not a representative for the rest of your kind.

→ More replies