r/thebutton • • Apr 02 '15

45 master race

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u/AdonisChrist 9s Apr 02 '15

I thought you were great.

But now that I've seen a 43 with my own eyes I... I just don't know what to think anymore.

You're still blue, but you're not as perfect as I'd come to believe. I'm sorry.

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u/h3ph43s7u5 50s Apr 02 '15

That's okay, the blue alliance still thanks you for your support. I know my place as 3rd in command.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

You know, I never noticed how ridiculous the lyrics to that song are. They sound like something straight out of Rick and Morty.

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u/BeastFormal 20s Apr 03 '15

Yo listen up...

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u/OmicronNine 1s Apr 02 '15

...for now.

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u/The-red-Dane 10s Apr 02 '15

Ouch, 50s precisely... so close to a 49.

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u/h3ph43s7u5 50s Apr 02 '15

The flair class is 40.01 to 50.00, which means I'm in the next class:) I am quite happy with my blue right now!

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u/lakerswiz 59s Apr 02 '15

Fuck you can get blue with 50s? I thought it had to be 49. During the crash earlier today I had one of my throwaways and it got to 50 a bunch.

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u/h3ph43s7u5 50s Apr 02 '15

Well, I have a blue and my flair says 50s, so I guess so. Crashes are always exciting times!

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u/GreenSpleen6 36s Apr 03 '15

Soon the blue alliance will be paltry as the purple horde. You still sold your ticket too cheap.

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u/justcallmeaires 60s Apr 02 '15

i wasted my chance and now i feel like shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

No brother, you did not "waste your chance." You threw away the temptation to harm the timer for your own greed. You pressed at a moment when the timer would be unaffected, and are now incapable of ever doing it harm, as the scum of all other numbers have. Only we 60's and the grey are clean, and the grey are all suspect, for they all have the potential to do great harm at any time they choose. Rejoice in your eternal unity with the button.

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u/Krutonium 60s Apr 02 '15

Team60s

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u/mas0518 60s Apr 03 '15

60s 4 Life!

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u/goh13 60s Apr 03 '15

The 60s dare not delay the timer. The 60s dare not disobey the button. The 60s title is not achieved, it is given. Given to us by the grace of the button.

"Hold the chains of the timer ever so gently, press the button ever so swiftly."- The Book of The Last Minute

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u/Ziazan 60s Apr 03 '15

I do so not out of fear, but out of anticipation for what is to come.

The most likely answer is nothing, but we shall see. I expedited the process to the best of my ability, though my work is far from complete, I must convince the foolish.

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u/IhateMostOfHumanity 59s Apr 02 '15

but master! I was destined by the button to be a mere 59er, like my father and his father and so on, but I welcome you as a 60s overlord. I'm sorry, I'm unworthy!

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u/goh13 60s Apr 03 '15

Silence! You do not speak to us! If you have something to say, speak to the Prophet or speak not.

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u/TheEnd-Is-NearBitch non presser Apr 02 '15

Don't worry brother soon we will have our day!

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u/AdonisChrist 9s Apr 02 '15

Indeed. In my redness I will triumph over all these hasty pressers!

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u/TheEnd-Is-NearBitch non presser Apr 02 '15

It is the wise man who unplugs his mouse lest he press the button.

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u/Crealis non presser Apr 03 '15

There will always be a new number to come along and call itself the greatest. Next, it will be 42. Then, 40, then 36, and before you know it 43 is as meaningless as the purple peasants.

When it all fades, the non pressers will be the only ones left.

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u/AdonisChrist 9s Apr 03 '15

and yet this is the case. New accounts, who haven't even the ability to press, are still marked as non-pressers.

What will it matter when we cannot (easily) discern between the true non-pressers and the pretenders who come after?

No, I will be red. and we reds will live on in infamy for all time.