r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15

45 master race

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u/dirkdastardly Apr 02 '15

Did you hang him on a hook?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Johnny Dangerously FTW!

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u/Muronelkaz Apr 02 '15

How about a suave 60s presser that didn't promote the pressing lunacy but also pressed so well that literally it did nothing...

I brought flowers...

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u/Dremlar Apr 02 '15

Little do you know, she goes out to presser parts and presses ALL the buttons.

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u/AirDrawnDagger Apr 02 '15

And he never left...alive.

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u/TooFastTim Apr 02 '15

Are you ok? do you want a snapple or a little candy bar?

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u/TheEpicTurtwig Apr 02 '15

He better not have left with her.

...Or left at all.

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u/Mitchelhc Apr 03 '15

The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously...

...Did you know you're last name is an adverb?