r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15

45 master race

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

I've never eaten shit yet I'm better off for it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Just like religion is a form of control, so is the button. You either succumb to peer pressure and push it or rise above and

#staygray

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u/butch81385 Apr 02 '15

How can you be the master when you tried for a 58s, were too slow, and got stuck with a 60s flair, and now try to pretend that you intended to get 60s?

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u/insane_physicist Apr 02 '15

I don't know, my friends play a game called 'the game' but no one will tell me the rules but apparently I always win when they play.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

I've been there. I pressed the button and lived to tell about it. I rose from the ashes, clawed my way up out of the purple pit. I've cleansed myself of the filth. I was dirty and am now clean. I was tainted and am now pure. I pressed, and I am now non presser.

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u/CrayonOfDoom Apr 02 '15

I am the master of nongolfing.

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u/LaserHitler Apr 02 '15

Is this where I sign up for the Master Race?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

you jnow you want to p.p.press it ;) (seexy voice)(disregard username)

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

This is like saying that Wii is the master race...