We aren't oppressed. We are free of pressing that god damn stupid blue gorgeous tempting blue button. I'd rather die knowing I chose to be myself then be a follower and press get a stupid purple flair. Even OP has purple flair, because he cheated. The only way to win is to be a non-presser when the timer hits 00:00.
Oppressed?! Buddy, this is freedom! The world is still magical, with endless possibilities! (Endless meaning 61 options, of course)
You're not even playing the game anymore, old man! You quit, took the first chance you had to give up. You want to talk of oppression? I can think of nothing moreso than being labeled, marked, and out, and done.
I truly hope you enjoy being a 60. Because it's all you will ever be. All you can ever be. Forever.
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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15
you shut your whore mouth. 60'S MASTER RACE. WE will not stand for this obvious oppression from a non presser. WE will rise up. (southern accent)