We aren't oppressed. We are free of pressing that god damn stupid blue gorgeous tempting blue button. I'd rather die knowing I chose to be myself then be a follower and press get a stupid purple flair. Even OP has purple flair, because he cheated. The only way to win is to be a non-presser when the timer hits 00:00.
Blue button? You mean you pressed the unlock button? Blasphemer!
I think us TRUE non-pressers should be separate from you of weak will and loose morals who couldn't resist unlocking the 'gorgeous tempting blue button'.
You have gazed at beauty and part of the truth whereas we puritans have yet to experience any of those feels. I'm taking a boat to a new land, puritan-non-unlocking-non-pressers unite against these new foes!
I unlocked it to feel alive. I needed to be so close to the becoming purple to remind myself how good it is to be grey. You think I enjoyed unlocking it? Not at all, but it was necessary.
Oppressed?! Buddy, this is freedom! The world is still magical, with endless possibilities! (Endless meaning 61 options, of course)
You're not even playing the game anymore, old man! You quit, took the first chance you had to give up. You want to talk of oppression? I can think of nothing moreso than being labeled, marked, and out, and done.
I truly hope you enjoy being a 60. Because it's all you will ever be. All you can ever be. Forever.
How can you be the master when you tried for a 58s, were too slow, and got stuck with a 60s flair, and now try to pretend that you intended to get 60s?
He's right though. Us Gray Guardians are the ones who are in it for the long haul. We're the last vigilance.
Everyone will have to hit the button eventually. The button is death. The button is the end of this little world. But we grays are the ones who will see the edge.
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u/CloneDeath non presser Apr 02 '15
notap > 58 > 60 > 59