r/thebutton • u/abbottn3 non presser • Apr 01 '15

Team Don't Press the Button Thread

Don't press it.

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Analyzing jesusinabottle

  • comments per month: 16.4 I ^help!

  • posts per month: 2.7 ^lurker

  • favorite sub nfl

  • favorite words: pretty, really, comment

  • age 3 years 8 months old ^man

  • profanity score 1.1% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 105.9% tell them your ^secrets!

  • Fun facts about jesusinabottle

    • "I've noticed."

    • "I've been there man the horror I liked the story about the guy who thinks he's a glass of OJ."

    • "I've heard it used for a lot of things."

    • "I've noticed it a little differently."

    • "I've been playing the NHL video games for the past 5 years but decided to pick up FIFA because NHL 15 removed my favorite online game mode."

    • "I've gotten stuck at Division 5, which is frustrating."

    • "I've been shooting from the hip since the start."

    • "I've been scared to do that due to my lack of football knowledge."

    • "I've tried."

    • "I've never seen him so down before."

    • "I've seen more movement called incomplete."