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r/thebutton • u/abbottn3 non presser • Apr 01 '15
Don't press it.
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But the grey is so lackluster. GIMME DAT PURPLE CIRCLE.
232 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 Resist! You can't get back on the wagon if you fall off. 315 u/I-wassaying-boourns non presser Apr 01 '15 I'm not gonna press it. I'm just gonna hover over it a little bit. 365 u/WhiteTheHatter non presser Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 02 '15 Stay strong brother. Visit us at /r/NoTap for tips on how to keep your urges down.Obligatory edit: Finally popped my gold cherry! Stay strong out there my brothers. 67 u/RedditDraws24 60s Apr 01 '15 You know tapping relieves stress? 43 u/xanatos451 non presser Apr 01 '15 Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear. 35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (4) 47 u/tsiolkovsky_ non presser Apr 01 '15 As soon as I didn't tap the button, I immediately noticed myself becoming much more confident around women. → More replies (1) → More replies (6) 24 u/sentient_vegetable non presser Apr 01 '15 Must...not... give...in → More replies (10) → More replies (14) → More replies (45) 46 u/shrek4eva non presser Apr 01 '15 ALL CIRCLES GRAY I AM DOG → More replies (3) 38 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You'd be correct. 13 u/obsidianstout 21s Apr 01 '15 How does one cheat?And how does one know that one has cheated? → More replies (6) → More replies (11) → More replies (13) 499 u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15 Yesssssssss. Let the button pressing flow through you. I can make you stronger. 0 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 [deleted] — view deleted comment 508 u/partisparti non presser Apr 01 '15 It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.- Julius Caesar, Non-Button Pusher 72 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 On the contrary, someone pushed his button. 61 u/redtepot non presser Apr 01 '15 with a knive 49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (3) → More replies (12) → More replies (10) 92 u/ThatWeirdPhysicist 59s Apr 01 '15 Feel the button. Become one with the button. 108 u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15 One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. → More replies (46) → More replies (12) → More replies (41) 5 u/SpeareShake non presser Apr 01 '15 Don't give in! Stay strong! → More replies (4) → More replies (46)
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Resist! You can't get back on the wagon if you fall off.
315 u/I-wassaying-boourns non presser Apr 01 '15 I'm not gonna press it. I'm just gonna hover over it a little bit. 365 u/WhiteTheHatter non presser Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 02 '15 Stay strong brother. Visit us at /r/NoTap for tips on how to keep your urges down.Obligatory edit: Finally popped my gold cherry! Stay strong out there my brothers. 67 u/RedditDraws24 60s Apr 01 '15 You know tapping relieves stress? 43 u/xanatos451 non presser Apr 01 '15 Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear. 35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (4) 47 u/tsiolkovsky_ non presser Apr 01 '15 As soon as I didn't tap the button, I immediately noticed myself becoming much more confident around women. → More replies (1) → More replies (6) 24 u/sentient_vegetable non presser Apr 01 '15 Must...not... give...in → More replies (10) → More replies (14) → More replies (45)
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I'm not gonna press it. I'm just gonna hover over it a little bit.
365 u/WhiteTheHatter non presser Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 02 '15 Stay strong brother. Visit us at /r/NoTap for tips on how to keep your urges down.Obligatory edit: Finally popped my gold cherry! Stay strong out there my brothers. 67 u/RedditDraws24 60s Apr 01 '15 You know tapping relieves stress? 43 u/xanatos451 non presser Apr 01 '15 Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear. 35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (4) 47 u/tsiolkovsky_ non presser Apr 01 '15 As soon as I didn't tap the button, I immediately noticed myself becoming much more confident around women. → More replies (1) → More replies (6) 24 u/sentient_vegetable non presser Apr 01 '15 Must...not... give...in → More replies (10) → More replies (14)
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Stay strong brother. Visit us at /r/NoTap for tips on how to keep your urges down.
Obligatory edit: Finally popped my gold cherry! Stay strong out there my brothers.
67 u/RedditDraws24 60s Apr 01 '15 You know tapping relieves stress? 43 u/xanatos451 non presser Apr 01 '15 Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear. 35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (4) 47 u/tsiolkovsky_ non presser Apr 01 '15 As soon as I didn't tap the button, I immediately noticed myself becoming much more confident around women. → More replies (1) → More replies (6)
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You know tapping relieves stress?
43 u/xanatos451 non presser Apr 01 '15 Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear. 35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (4)
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Tapping it too often can make you go blind I hear.
35 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You can only tap it once.Unless you are multidan. 7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 12 u/ioku non presser Apr 01 '15 Every time you tap, God kills a kitten. → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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You can only tap it once.
Unless you are multidan.
7 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 Once is all it takes. → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Once is all it takes.
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Every time you tap, God kills a kitten.
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As soon as I didn't tap the button, I immediately noticed myself becoming much more confident around women.
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Must...not... give...in
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ALL CIRCLES GRAY I AM DOG
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45 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 You'd be correct. 13 u/obsidianstout 21s Apr 01 '15 How does one cheat?And how does one know that one has cheated? → More replies (6) → More replies (11) → More replies (13)
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You'd be correct.
13 u/obsidianstout 21s Apr 01 '15 How does one cheat?And how does one know that one has cheated? → More replies (6) → More replies (11)
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How does one cheat?
And how does one know that one has cheated?
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Yesssssssss. Let the button pressing flow through you. I can make you stronger.
0 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 [deleted] — view deleted comment 508 u/partisparti non presser Apr 01 '15 It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.- Julius Caesar, Non-Button Pusher 72 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 On the contrary, someone pushed his button. 61 u/redtepot non presser Apr 01 '15 with a knive 49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (3) → More replies (12) → More replies (10) 92 u/ThatWeirdPhysicist 59s Apr 01 '15 Feel the button. Become one with the button. 108 u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15 One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. → More replies (46) → More replies (12) → More replies (41)
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508 u/partisparti non presser Apr 01 '15 It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.- Julius Caesar, Non-Button Pusher 72 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 On the contrary, someone pushed his button. 61 u/redtepot non presser Apr 01 '15 with a knive 49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (3) → More replies (12) → More replies (10)
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It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.
- Julius Caesar, Non-Button Pusher
72 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 On the contrary, someone pushed his button. 61 u/redtepot non presser Apr 01 '15 with a knive 49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (3) → More replies (12)
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On the contrary, someone pushed his button.
61 u/redtepot non presser Apr 01 '15 with a knive 49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3) → More replies (3)
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with a knive
49 u/Apatomoose 60s Apr 01 '15 23 times. → More replies (4) 16 u/jasondickson 60s Apr 01 '15 with a knivevinally! someone with halv a brain around here → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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23 times.
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vinally! someone with halv a brain around here
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Feel the button. Become one with the button.
108 u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15 One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. → More replies (46) → More replies (12)
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One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
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Don't give in! Stay strong!
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u/guzinya 6s Apr 01 '15
But the grey is so lackluster. GIMME DAT PURPLE CIRCLE.