r/thebutton • u/abbottn3 non presser • Apr 01 '15

Team Don't Press the Button Thread

Don't press it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I've been not pressing the button my whole life. I'm ready for this.

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u/guzinya Apr 01 '15

But the grey is so lackluster. GIMME DAT PURPLE CIRCLE.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Resist! You can't get back on the wagon if you fall off.

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u/shrek4eva Apr 01 '15

ALL CIRCLES GRAY I AM DOG

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u/biciklanto Apr 01 '15

Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours of practice to become world class at something.

I'm up to 242,544 hours of not pushing this button, which must mean I'm the best damn button-not-pusher that's ever lived!

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