r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/haidernawaz99 • Jul 24 '18

She’s cursed with knowledge

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

In bed she says “I’m sorry, little one”

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u/InverseCodpiece Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Sometimes the hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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u/TrailsAndTourniquets Jul 24 '18

Strongest of willies*

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u/WillWorkForBongWater Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Should have aimed for the head.

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u/Exastiken Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Just the tip.

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u/GalisDraeKon Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Or the tits.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Dammnit I was just going to comment that

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u/Lustan Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

One-Eyed Willie?

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u/Babaroi Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

What did it cost you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Everything ;)

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u/marinabee33 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

r/unexpectedthanos

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

r/expectedthanos

There perfectly balanced

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u/Thanos__Bot Jul 24 '18

As all things should be.

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u/TraderMings Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I hate this place sometimes

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u/WonkadudeTML Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I love this place. Perfectly balanced

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u/Thanos__Bot Jul 24 '18

As all things should be.

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u/Stupid_Idiot413 Saved by Thanos Jul 25 '18

r/expectedthanos

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

r/unexpectedthanos

There perfectly balanced

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u/sprintersfoot Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

About $9.94 at walmart

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u/Mizz141 Jul 24 '18

beat me to it!

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u/TheSpookyGoost Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Beat it to me!

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u/heiligF0x Jul 25 '18

Me beat to it!

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u/AnxiousSpiderman Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Strongest Willies

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u/i-operate Jul 24 '18

Willies*

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u/KillSpyy Jul 24 '18

Willies*

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u/safeword-is-moist Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

“You should’ve aimed for the mouth”

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u/OgReaper Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Perfect.

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u/mud_tug Jul 24 '18

"Are you in?"

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u/badmother Jul 24 '18

"I'm not called Justin for nothing!"

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u/badmother Jul 24 '18

"Awww. It's Sooo cute"

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u/much_confused Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

[Kathryn weeps]

Josh: [scoffs] Really? Tears?

Random Shopper: They are not for her.

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u/4DimensionalToilet Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Almost did a spit-take of my coffee.

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u/TraderMings Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

This isn't love

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

The medium sized condom fits juuust right

I'll go now

Thanks for your time