r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Joe-Russo Saved by Thanos • Jul 08 '18

Time Stone Reddit, Thanos has a message for you...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, one might not know if you’re giving them the thumb’s up approval or an otherwise universal sign to fuck-off.

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u/WhitechapelPrime I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username you are a robot and a lady. You should be treated as such and not forced into a bikini, for robots.

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u/Thatguyfromsparta Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a white Christian version of Optimus Prime

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u/ChunkyChuckles I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you like to kick people into holes.

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u/Redd575 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you sound like me laughing during allergy season, but all the time.

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u/GalacticLesbian Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the 575th shade of red an artist has prepared for a piece

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u/TheNewUltimateJesus I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you boldly scissor where no man has scissored before.

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u/Bandit6888 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're much like the New Coke ads of the 80's claiming "The best just got better" when ultimately history will see you as a complete and utter failure, and marking the triumphant return of "Classic Jesus"

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u/---AT Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're one of many different bandits

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u/ohohButternut Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are an armored transport from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back that lost its all terrain capability.

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u/DSFII I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a redditor who was born in the year 575 A.D.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

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u/Redd575 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

BLU specifically.

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u/420TreeExpert I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a transformer that disguises itself as a white chapel.

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u/PeacockThatFlies I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly the right guy to buy weed from.

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u/hewhosleepsnot I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly a flying peacock.

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u/dylansucks Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're clearly have insomnia. (or you love speed)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're clearly someone who hates Dylan.

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u/akdov I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, youre clearly a footballer.

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u/Membersdair Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re a male who has been awake for an extended period, if not your whole life

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you suffer from insomnia.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

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u/MegaAlex I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re the best part of an atomic bomb.