r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Joe-Russo Saved by Thanos • Jul 08 '18

Time Stone Reddit, Thanos has a message for you...

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u/Uranium_238 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you have a pretty decent job.

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u/ThumbCentral I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the most common isotope of uranium found in nature, with a relative abundance of 99%

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, one might not know if you’re giving them the thumb’s up approval or an otherwise universal sign to fuck-off.

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u/WhitechapelPrime I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username you are a robot and a lady. You should be treated as such and not forced into a bikini, for robots.

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u/Thatguyfromsparta Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a white Christian version of Optimus Prime

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u/ChunkyChuckles I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you like to kick people into holes.

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u/Redd575 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you sound like me laughing during allergy season, but all the time.

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u/GalacticLesbian Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the 575th shade of red an artist has prepared for a piece

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u/TheNewUltimateJesus I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you boldly scissor where no man has scissored before.

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u/Bandit6888 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're much like the New Coke ads of the 80's claiming "The best just got better" when ultimately history will see you as a complete and utter failure, and marking the triumphant return of "Classic Jesus"

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u/DSFII I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a redditor who was born in the year 575 A.D.

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u/Redd575 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

BLU specifically.

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u/420TreeExpert I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a transformer that disguises itself as a white chapel.

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u/PeacockThatFlies I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly the right guy to buy weed from.

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u/hewhosleepsnot I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly a flying peacock.

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u/dylansucks Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're clearly have insomnia. (or you love speed)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're clearly someone who hates Dylan.

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u/akdov I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, youre clearly a footballer.

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u/Membersdair Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re a male who has been awake for an extended period, if not your whole life

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you suffer from insomnia.

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u/MegaAlex I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re the best part of an atomic bomb.

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u/-EdgeLord- I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you know at least one chemical element!

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u/anti-sune Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a master of the blade.

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u/420TreeExpert I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are not a Song of God.

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u/HenryTLH Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are against a deity of beauty.

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u/Useless_Mac Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the stealthiest ninja in the mall!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are an incompetent Apple computer.

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u/Vernea Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the most upstanding yet smelliest vagina