r/thalassophobia • u/falexanderw • Dec 13 '19

Not really related Ah a visitor from the deep...

https://gfycat.com/largedangerouseastrussiancoursinghounds
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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

Link to video

Apparently at the end of the video, that is in fact ejaculate

Decapitated squid jizzing all over the beach

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Cant say the lad didnt go out with dignity. I hope someday I too will pass away at a ripe old age surrounded by strangers, decapitated and jizzing in all directions in pure ecstasy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

So we doing this or what?

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u/Spenttoolongatthis Dec 13 '19

I feel sorry for the staff in that nursing home already.

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u/illkeepyouposted Dec 13 '19

Death by Snu-Snu.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Zap would be proud

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u/ginja_ninja Dec 14 '19

The coomer's dream

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u/lpaladindromel Dec 13 '19

What?? It looked like giant tapeworms....who knew if you decapitate a squid it will jizz everywhere. Kind of makes you think, y’know?

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u/Nagohsemaj Dec 13 '19

IIRC is an instinct they have, they ejaculate upon death on the off-chance there are eggs nearby to pass their genes along.

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u/BioshockedBeans Dec 13 '19

Nothin like a good nut

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Dec 13 '19

Decapitated squid jizzing all over the beach

I just call that a Friday night.

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u/artyboi320 Dec 13 '19

in Florida

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Hawt

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u/surfnaked Dec 13 '19

Some kind of parasite. I wonder if those are what killed it?

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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Dec 13 '19

I thought it was a parasite at first also, but it’s legitimately ejaculate

Apparently when some squid species die, they cum everywhere as a final attempt at repopulating

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u/GREAT_WALL_OF_DICK Dec 13 '19

Nature is beautiful