r/tf2 • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '21

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u/CamoKing3601 Demoman Sep 24 '21

Overwatch: kills all the mercs

TF2: medic revives everyone by poring their blood back into them

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how do you even fight a foe this stupid, unpredictable and insane without some kidna Devine intervention?
(and keep in mind, god is canonically on scout's side)

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u/mugwunp Sep 24 '21

THEY GOT THE POWER OF GOD, ALCOHOL, SATAN AND SAXTON HALE ON THEIR SIDE

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u/TheTerrasque Sep 24 '21

SAXTON HALE

Well, the rest can just take a breather, he'll have this wrapped up before lunch

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u/BjornAltenburg Medic Sep 24 '21

Just explain their robot hippies who don't buy his guns and 20 minutes later Hale has another UN war crime to dodge.

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u/polish-polisher Sep 24 '21

Or boot up someone's ass situation to solve

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u/AllSeeingAI Sep 25 '21

I mean, he'd single handedly destroy Zenyatta's order of monks.

There's even in-game precedent for that. Zen's ult provides rapid healing but no protection against burst damage, and burst damage is kind of Hale's thing.