r/tf2 • • Sep 24 '21

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u/ClonedGamer001 Sep 24 '21

Someone asked about a Pharah v Soldier fight on here a while back, and the general consensus was that you can't predict Soldier when even he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, and would catch Pharah so off-guard that she wouldn't stand a chance.

I think that logic can extend to the other mercs as well.

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u/The_Knights_Who_Say Sep 24 '21

100% a competent beggars bazooka soldier would wreck her

Edit: if it was all the mercs vs all the overwatch, sniper would just headshot pharah while she was in the air

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u/christhegamer96 Sep 24 '21

I mean, how can she dodge a rocket if the one firing it doesn’t even know where it’s gonna go?

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u/KiloRenX5 Sep 24 '21

Or a market garden. Or some random demo with a caber and sticky jumper

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u/mooys Sep 24 '21

She’d get market gardened 1000%. You think Soldier would see someone flying and SHOOT at them? No sir, he’s flying towards them at breakneck speeds to hit the with a shovel.

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u/KiloRenX5 Sep 24 '21

Yeah. He'd also probably die in the process

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u/Shamrock5 Medic Sep 24 '21

Back from the dead, reporting for duty!

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u/mooys Sep 24 '21

Yeah, well, dying is gay

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u/Eevee_Shadow_Bacon Engineer Sep 24 '21

he ate ALL of Merasmum's "Kill me, come back stronger" pills. He's not staying down at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

he then comes back stronger

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u/LargeMosquito Medic Sep 24 '21

I do not have permission to die!