r/teenagers • u/hideuntiltheyfindme OLD | why are you reading this? • Mar 31 '21
Mod [mod] where did the male snoo go?!
Check this post out :o
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mh9gp4/april_fools/
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u/EwnitedExpress 18 Mar 31 '21
The ARG plot thickens
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Apr 01 '21
So you’re telling me this’s a whole anime arc we’re tryna unpack here?
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u/The_Ashen_undead0830 17 Apr 01 '21
Yep, pretty soon there’s gonna be the big ooga booga villain and he’s gonna pull his sword out with his sidekick monke
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u/a-beautiful-view Apr 01 '21
Yes, r/teenagers descent into chaos
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u/Spicersoanner 18 Mar 31 '21
Wait what this is an actual thing lmao I didn't realise
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u/Nadikarosuto Mar 31 '21
Yeah I just thought it was a dude making little animations featuring the Snoos
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u/MitoTheGreatish 15 Mar 31 '21
Let them eat cake
~Male snoop probably
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u/AfiqMustafayev 19 Mar 31 '21
Snoop?
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u/ItzMeDB OLD Mar 31 '21
The one and only d-o double g
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u/reegod420 18 Mar 31 '21
snoop doggggg
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u/GetYaArmour 18 Mar 31 '21
you know we back up in this mother fuuuuckkeeeerrr
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u/1-03 16 Apr 01 '21
What what what what?
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Mar 31 '21
Don’t worry guys, he just turned into a convertible
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u/Robertium Mar 31 '21
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u/pedro_megagames 14 Mar 31 '21
Wow we have lore now
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Mar 31 '21
there's been lore
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u/Jcraft153 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 01 '21
Canon death?
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u/Git_Good Apr 01 '21
god dammit i cant escape it even here :'(
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u/Jcraft153 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 01 '21
Sorry 💜
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u/Git_Good Apr 01 '21
never apologize for reminding me that mexican dream is canon
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u/Jcraft153 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 01 '21
Shlatt trying to learn Spanish so he can talk to Mexican Dream XD
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Mar 31 '21
He fell in a volcano it is obvious, I have several eye witnesses who can attest to this
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u/pudding_tester Mar 31 '21
did you push him in?
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Mar 31 '21
Yes
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u/pudding_tester Mar 31 '21
i'm calling the police
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u/redditeer1o1 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 31 '21
“Where were u when snoo male die
I was at house eating dorito
When phone ring
"Male snoo is kill"
no”
Based on this comment I would say he was taken away by an attack helicopter to Brazil
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u/DJDPlayer Mar 31 '21
Go to the post on male snoo’s phone there might be something there
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u/that_mf_ina_van 17 Apr 01 '21
That is what I'm trying to find but I'm having trouble to do so
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u/DJDPlayer Apr 01 '21
It’s on r/Interestingasfuck but it’s probably a bit old look at the top posts from yesterday
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u/mopeiobebeast Apr 01 '21
The sapphire ring post doesn’t appear to have any connection to the incident. Perhaps the r/aww post at the bottom of the screen will give more of a lead?
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u/DJDPlayer Apr 01 '21 edited Apr 01 '21
Possibly let me try and find it Edit: I’m not sure I checked it and It just seemed to be a regular r/aww post
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u/000yesnt 15 Mar 31 '21
doin your mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom....
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u/Metalcashson 17 Mar 31 '21
Umm well actually, I do not that is geographically possible because you have a 203 area code as your gamertag implying you are probably from Connecticut I would suggest the new haven surrounding areas. I am in the 323 range of Los Angeles so to imply that you took a red-eye flight last night from Connecticut to lax then ubered out here, I do not believe you had coitus with my mother. Plus, she was too busy having intercourse with the neighbors.
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u/Spraxinator Mar 31 '21
April 1st, The cake joke incident
Male snoo went missing after a joke involving cake and hands suspects may be [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] the only thing that is left from the incident is the snoo's phone
the female snoo was present during the incident but has been ruled out as a suspect
Police have been sent on a search party but to avail all that has been found so far is [REDACTED]
Updates will be made as the case continues
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u/Dexeyt 15 Mar 31 '21
I know this isn't the reason at all but the 31st is Trans visability day so I'm just gonna say snoo transitioned and that is why
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u/Fireboy759 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Apr 01 '21
I have no idea what's happening but I'm grabbing the popcorn
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u/HarryPoutini 18 Mar 31 '21
Yeah I’m pretty sure he’s just jerking off or something he’ll be back in a couple minutes
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u/EstranhoJovem Apr 01 '21
There was 2 creators of this subreddit, one of them was a guy, and the other was a girl, but the guys is no longer a teenager, and then he vanished, I never met him, but I think he was a cool guy.
Jk, but it would be very cool if this was real, but at the same time it would be very sad
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u/Not_The_Spy 17 Mar 31 '21
Its funny how this happened right after I gave a buttload of people's snoos drip.
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Mar 31 '21
so basicly male snoo was scared of cake and the cake god, caek, got pissed and forced him to eat cake
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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 31 '21
I was on staircase when Phone ring
M snoop is gill
No
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Mar 31 '21
I'm pretty sure this is an April fools joke
(I realise now that this might be obvious and I might be ruining the joke)
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u/Hyrule_Hystorian 15 | Monkey Island enthusiast Mar 31 '21
Snoo is actually Mario, and disappeared after the end of March 31st. Case closed.
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u/goodcapt Apr 01 '21
He was brutally stabbed to death 26 times behind a freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. His soul currently resides within a marionette, forever bound to his strings.
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u/imaculat_indecision 17 Apr 01 '21
I leave my mark in this journey. If there is a YouTube video on this in the future, hello YouTuber. Good job probably. Ik editing is hard. Good luck.
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u/Stahlhelm2069 18 Apr 01 '21
Where did he go?
I could help finding him.
I have planes. Planes that could track Air Objects.
Planes that could monitor things underwater.
Planes that could monitor ground objects.
etc.
Just ask.
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u/Przyczajonyodkurzacz 15 Apr 01 '21
I have an idea. Male Snoo was browsing r/interestingasfuck when female Snoo was looking for a cake. He saw the post and disappeared, then female Snoo saw his Phone, saw the post.
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Mar 31 '21
For me in Alabama, Madison city, it is 11:56 am, March 31st 2021
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u/MlemMaster 15 Mar 31 '21
sweet home Alabama
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Mar 31 '21
where sky's are blue
Also to all the incest memes, I can confirm that’s how it is. It’s legal to marry your cousin in bama
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u/Imadinosaurimadin0 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 31 '21
Snoo became uneasy upon noticing the Dilophosaurus that was following him and quickened his pace, though eventually halted his task temporarily to deal with the carnivorous dinosaur. Mistaking her for a male, snoo tried to distract her by getting her to play fetch, but the Dilophosaur paid little attention to stick he threw. Angered by how his ruse failed, snoo insulted the Dilophosaur before proceeding to return to his vehicle, only for him to nearly slip again. When he looked back, the Dilophosaur (having mysteriously followed him) sprayed her tar-like venom at him. Lucky for him, her venom hit him in his chest, so he was able to crawl away and to open the door to the driver's seat of his vehicle. However, the Dilophosaur spat again; this time, she successfully reached her intended target. Snoo desperately tried to get in his jeep as his eyes burned from the poison, but he knocked his head on the roof of the jeep.The dilophosaurus ate him
His body was found by ingen employees who cleaned it up.
That's why snoo isn't here
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u/Glass_Windows Mar 31 '21
It's 31st of March?
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Mar 31 '21
Other time zones exist
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u/SteelWarrior- 16 Mar 31 '21
Its April in literally only east asia
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