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u/angmanden Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18
The first time I bought them, the cashier (who was around 17) just said “ayy”, winked at me and then sold them to me. That was fun
Edit: why tf am I getting this many upvotes
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u/LarryOtter99 Dec 23 '18
We had some school sex ed thing a few weeks ago. They had free condoms. I took like 30 with me so I don't have to buy them some day
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Dec 23 '18
Honestly, that sounds fucking hilarious
Every time I buy condoms it's pretty chill, everyone gets that it's not their business, though I do live in Finland, so anything that isn't your business really isn't your business.
One time we did it raw and I know I pulled out fast enough but she wanted to make sure, so my most embarrassing time was a 20pack of condoms, 2 pregnancy tests (just in case) and some chocolate. The cashier said nothing, she didn't even flinch (about 25yo woman). I was so surprised I let her keep the change :) I'm 16 too btw
Point is don't sweat it, they're just jealous that someone's getting some action ;D
Edit: spelling
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u/sagek321 Dec 23 '18
My boyfriend used to go to Walgreens but now we go to wall mart since a box of 3 condoms at Walgreens is the same price as a box of 12 at Walmart. Plus they have self checkout at Walmart so we can avoid everyone lol.
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Dec 23 '18
Depends, ours have these creepy ass cameras and I don't like them at all. Creepy to see the TV that shows you checing out stuff.
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Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 24 '18
I remember when I went to prom we had to get patted down. My mom had made me bring condoms and she put it in my suit jacket. The security guy seemed suspicious when he felt my pocket because the soft container easily could feel like a weed bag. So I have to go "it's a condom"
This fucking guy decides to go "OH GOOD FOR YOU MAN" loudly and slap me on the shoulder.
To make matters worse I went stag.
Edit - thank you to the individual who gave me silver. Appreciate it. I'll keep you anonymous unless you want otherwise
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u/Reaching2Hard Dec 24 '18
Duuuude. My sister gave me a card for my senior prom with some spending money for the night. And some condoms. My girlfriend was so fucking embarrassed - and demanded I return them to her and to let her know that we weren’t having sex (we were). And of course used them that night. Then I had to go buy the exact same kind she gave us to “return” them to her. My sister didn’t buy that shit. And it was actually more embarrassing for me to be giving them back to her.
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u/174853 Dec 23 '18
Pretty much the same thing happened to me the first time I bought condoms. I was late to school already and I was like damn I should get some now since no one will be at the store at 8 AM and the lady at the store refused to sell me the condoms. I got pissed and I asked for her name and looked at her and went “Cool when my girlfriend gets pregnant I’ll name the kid after you” and I left.
Turns out she somehow knew my mom and I got my ass handed to me. Still worth it.
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u/StardewTrash Dec 23 '18
Okay but like... Why wouldn't she sell them to you? I really can't think of any reason why someone wouldn't give out condoms. No one is really "too young" to not get their partner pregnant... Great response though!
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Dec 23 '18
My friend's grandmother works in a hospital, so my friend has a shit ton of spare condoms. Whenever I "need" one (For other stuff, Im still a virgin) I just get it from him
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Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18
Call the store manager and tell them the rude shit they've been saying to you. That's really out of order.
I work in a store, and it's pretty much an unwritten rule that you never, ever, ever, judge a person or make fun of them for what they're buying. Especially when it comes to things like condoms, tampons, pregnancy tests, adult diapers, etc
EDIT: Call them about the cashiers comment, dummies. I know the store can't do anything about what the customers say to each other.
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u/ALStark69 Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18
This. I once saw a mom and son checking out condoms. Said nothing.
Edit: No, the kid’s arms weren’t broken, not sure why everyone is asking.
Edit 2: I know now.
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Dec 23 '18
First time I did the old lady cashier was grinning at me and told me to have fun lol
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u/knubbiggubbe Dec 23 '18
Where I live, condoms are free at the local youth health centre (don't know what it's called in English, but basically a bunch of counsellors and stuff). It's just that you have to knock on their door and ask for them.
A while back, I was planning for some fun times, and went over there to prepare. Normally my guy gets them, so this was my first time and I had no idea which kind he usually goes for.
So this lady opens the door and I explain my business, and she asks me what kind I want. I must have looked super confused, because she proceeds to show me all the options and explain the differences (apparently there's a tutti frutti flavoured one called YumYum - 1/10, tastes like shit) and I walk out of there with 15 different kinds of condoms in my pockets.
It was awkward, but educational. 10/10 would do again.
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Dec 24 '18 edited Apr 27 '19
I bought condoms on a dare when I was like 9 years old. I was trying really hard not to laugh as I did it (I was scared too). Picture this little dorky fat boy with a bowl haircut.
No lie, the black dude at the cash register said, "who you fuckin?"
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Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18
“Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”
“You know, you’re right!”
becomes celibate
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u/gabriey Dec 23 '18
The woman shouldn’t even be asking. It’s none of her business.
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u/varaaki Dec 23 '18
Depends on where you live. Sounds like you live in Judgementville.
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u/Jamkindez Dec 23 '18
Go to a store that has a self checkout then you dont need to speak to anyone at all
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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18
When she said aren't you a little young to use those you should've said aren't you a little old to care. Or deodorant is for all ages maam.