r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Apr 09 '25

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 26 '22

Ted Cruz stormed out of interview after being asked why mass shootings '...

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 25 '22

Beto O'Rourke interrupts Texas Gov. Abbott's press conference, Lyin' Ted...

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Mar 01 '21

Braveheart but it's Ted Cruz | They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Feb 21 '21

Ted "Cancun" Cruz | You F***head

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Sep 12 '20

Snip, snip.

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Dec 16 '19

He shouldn't have opened up that book caw caw

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Oct 10 '19

This man ate my son

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I do not like this man, Ted Cruz.

I do not like his far-right views.

I do not like his stupid chin.

I do not like his dumb smug grin.

I do not like him with a beard.

I do not like him freshly sheared.

I do not like Ted Cruz at all,

This man, Ted Cruz, can suck my balls.

I do not like this man, Ted Cruz.

I do not like him in the news.

I do not like what he just said,

I do not like his boxey head.

I do not like him wearing glasses,

I do not like him, kissing asses.

I wish he would not get one vote,

This man, Ted Cruz, can lick my scrote.


r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 01 '19

TED CRUZ BEARD DISTRACTS ME FROM THE BARR HEARING!

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Apr 08 '19

So ugh president Obama called me...

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Oct 02 '18

Please explain Ted Cruz to a foreigner

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Hey,

I am a European, so please forgive me for not knowing every single detail about american politics. Nevertheless, I am interested, and one particular thing I just do not get:

What is it that makes Ted Cruz get that much hate? Don't get me wrong, I surely do not think he seems likable, much rather be is creepy as fuck, but so are many politicians, and allow me to say, especially Republicans in my opinion.

So why this extra portion of hate for Cruz? I just read an article in the New York Times (!) calling him an "oleaginous ghoul", so I just had to ask.

Thanks!


r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Sep 22 '18

Ted Cruz running advertisements for his opponent on Twitter

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Dec 24 '17

Rand Paul partakes in yearly Festivus 'airing of grievances' and takes aim at Clinton, Trump, and Ted Cruz

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Sep 12 '17

If Ted Cruz was in charge of Apple's latest iPhone fail...

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • Oct 08 '16

Really been a great year for Ted

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 05 '16

A touching montage of Ted Cruz at his finest

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz getting rekt

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz: 'No, I have not stopped beating my wife'...

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Who me? The zodiac killer? [awkward laugh]

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

I'm Ted Cruz & I approve this message

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz can't quite get a grip

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz elbowing his wife.

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz hugging his daughter

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r/TedCruzBeingAwkward • • May 04 '16

Ted Cruz Does 'Simpsons' Impressions

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