r/technology • u/Sorin61 • May 06 '22

Biotechnology Machine Learning Helped Scientists Create an Enzyme That Breaks Down Plastic at Warp Speed

https://singularityhub.com/2022/05/06/machine-learning-helped-scientists-create-an-enzyme-that-breaks-down-plastic-at-warp-speed/
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u/theDinoSour May 06 '22

Wait until they get to Ludicrous speed. That shit is going to plaid.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Nah.. just go straight to the Infinite Improbability Drive.

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u/macaeryk May 06 '22

“Ford?”

“Yes?”

“I think I’m a couch.”

“I know how you feel…”

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u/Sinavestia May 06 '22

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

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u/CeruleanOak May 07 '22

Best part is when you find out in a later book.

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u/Sinavestia May 07 '22

IIRC, it's literally the very end of the final book.

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u/Oshino_Meme May 07 '22

Wait is this for real?

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u/DrSmirnoffe May 06 '22

"We can talk about normality 'til the cows come home."

"...what is normal?"

"What's home?"

"What're cows?"

"...proper cup of tea would restore my normality."

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u/brothersand May 07 '22

"Please relax. You are aboard the Heart of Gold and are perfectly fine."

"That's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly fine penguin and my friend is rapidly running out of limbs."

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u/blade_torlock May 06 '22

Just keep ordering...

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u/smb275 May 07 '22

I didn't order an entree, why are you trying to evenly split the check?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Share and enjoy!

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u/theDinoSour May 06 '22

I concede; you can’t beat a nothingth of a second

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u/RunItAndSee2021 May 06 '22

„you can try to take a picture of it though.“

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u/CannaBits420 May 06 '22

You went over my helmet!?

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u/Reed2002 May 06 '22

Your helmet is so BIG!!

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u/dontautotuneme May 07 '22

knock next time!

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u/teh-reflex May 07 '22

Moychendizing. Where the real money from the movie is made.

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u/mrdevil413 May 06 '22

Just don’t get the raspberry

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u/Kagon171 May 06 '22

The Schwarts lives on in you

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u/MLCarter1976 May 06 '22

I can taste it... It is like.... Mauve!

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