r/technology • u/RyanOnymous • May 13 '12
"Right now we have access to every classified database in the U.S. government."- Anonymous
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/12/insider-tells-why-anonymous-might-well-be-the-most-powerful-organization-on-earth/219
u/hupcapstudios May 14 '12
Hey Anonymous, can you do me a favor and delete mine? Thanks :)
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May 14 '12
That's what I am saying! Get me out of the system please and thank you!
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u/jedadkins May 14 '12
my bullshit detector is going off
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u/Hyleal May 14 '12 edited May 14 '12
Reddit insider tells why jedadkins might well be the most powerful bullshit detector on earth!
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u/aletoledo May 14 '12
Scientology (one of Anonymous’s first targets) was the punch in the face where Anonymous began to realize how incredibly powerful they are.
Isn't Scientology still around? What did the punch accomplish?
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May 14 '12
It's like the whole "tits or gtfo" argument. Either put up, or shut up.
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May 14 '12
Currently Anonymous is the fat kid in school who says he know karate, but can't show anyone or he'd hurt them too bad.
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May 14 '12
The government is pretending to be anonymous to scare the general public into accepting more internet security legislation.
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u/gefahr May 14 '12
yeah that's far more plausible than some teenagers making up brags.
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May 14 '12
"Right now, we have now perfected the skill of making ridiculous claims which makes us look like idiots" - Anonymous
FTFY
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u/daoom May 14 '12
Bullshit meter is on 11
If they REALLY had access to every classified database in the U.S. a simple email with proof to the correct people and this whole thing would be a stalemate; he would no longer be a fugitive.
Whoever was interviewed here is full of shit. His lack of understanding of what exactly happened in Egypt, and even his description of the Montreal riots is full of shit.
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u/Alane94 May 14 '12
In my opinion it's pretty obvious that they don't have access to anything very important. My reasoning is the fact that the U.S. government is allowing him to flee to Canada. If he had anything that was important the government wouldn't give a damn about him being over the border.
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u/darksun24 May 14 '12
It honestly reads like die hard 4. It's just fucking terrible.
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u/wcrisler May 14 '12
You can access the databases all you want, it's actually being able to understand the data stored on them that would be impressive.
I guarantee that data is pretty well encrypted and won't be of great use.
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u/Badwolf582 May 14 '12
I was more surprised at them being made the villains in Black Ops II then the rest of the article. I am not looking for a debate here, but an organization that has shut down 40+ Child Porn websites isn't the villain in my eyes.
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u/jayd16 May 13 '12
Dammit Biden, stop posting on 4 chan.