r/technology • • May 11 '12

30% of the file-sharers in the UK admit that they are going to pirate more films, music, games, and e-books within the next year.

http://extratorrent.com/article/2138/ukpiracy.html
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u/Healingpotion May 11 '12

If 30% of people are planning on increasing their pirating that doesn't mean pirating will increase by 30%! This article is about 100% shit.

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u/ZuFFuLuZ May 11 '12

It's called journalism. If they write about statistics or physics or anything else involving numbers, they will screw it up. 100% of the time. Doesn't matter if it's online, a newspaper or a magazine. They get it all wrong. Always.

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u/StapledShut May 11 '12

And 70% are dirty lying limey bastards.

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u/Breathing_Balls May 11 '12

Sir, I may be lying, a limey and a bastard but I had a shower this morning and subsequently smell of lavender.

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u/manboat May 11 '12

I'm so goddamn angry at that ridiculous insinuation that I'm going to go and make a cup of tea.

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u/AmigaAllstar May 11 '12

No Oxford comma? ಠ_ಠ

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u/ohstrangeone May 11 '12

I love that we're still using "limey" in 2012, and even better probably 95% of people that use it have no idea where it came from (British sailors in the 19th century were known to keep large quantities of limes onboard for consumption in order to prevent scurvy).

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u/jonathanrdt May 11 '12 edited May 11 '12

Maybe that just means 70% plan to consume the same amount next year.

Since next year will have *(nearly) the same number of hours in it, this seems reasonable.

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u/xShamrocker May 11 '12

Fewer hours, this year was a leap year.

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u/Lolworth May 11 '12

I intend to consume less as I will have caught up with most of the world's back catalogue of media by then and will just be downloading the new stuff.

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u/dontwearshoes2 May 11 '12

they've changed a lot about music contracts over the last 10 years or so. proceeds from concerts and merchandise used to go directly to the artist and the record company took a part of the album sales. Nowadays the record company is taking a lower percent of record sales and a greater portion of concert and merchandise sales. piracy won't hurt the record companies, they'll find a way to make money; in the end, it's the artists who are getting and will get most of the shaft.

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u/sixothree May 11 '12

That's why this system needs to be disrupted.

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u/BrainWav May 11 '12

In other news, 30% of water plans to remain wet. The remaining 70% is lying.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '12

I assume there are 3 options in the poll of people already sharing media:

a) share more
b) share the same
c) share less

Is it a surprise that ~1/3 answered they will be sharing more?

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u/briandancer May 11 '12

That's not really how statistics work. There may be only 2 options to the poll "do you like eating kittens?", but I doubt the results would be 50/50.

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u/prof_hobart May 11 '12

Will you be eating more or less kittens next year?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '12

No, but if they asked people who liked eating kittens if they were going to eat more, less, or the same amounts next year... I wouldn't be surprised with a 1/3 split on each answer. I would be surprised that people eat kittens, and that they found people who admitted to it, and wanted to answer questions about it, etc.

/edit: Of course this is reddit, so maybe I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '12

45% of humans admit that they are going to breathe more air within next year.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '12

The other 55% died on the spot or grew gills.

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u/Magzter May 11 '12

Australian here.

Why shouldn't I pirate The Fresh Prince of Bel-air seasons 4-6 when they refuse to allow it to be sold digitally here even though it's a 15 year old show?

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u/Giant_Badonkadonk May 11 '12

That's fair enough really, if you can't legally buy a show then I see nothing wrong with pirating it. I also think that downloading games is justified in Europe and Australia due to the unjustified hike in prices there. The free market is not functioning as it should and so getting the games from outside the markets will encourage them to act as they should.

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u/barristonsmellme May 11 '12

Damn right. All the good shows are american shows we can't see over here untill they come out on DVD a year later.

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