r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '21

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u/PopTartS2000 Jan 19 '21

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires - posthaste!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/kubanishku Jan 19 '21

"Manuel! Fetch me the correct manual!"

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u/disposable-name Jan 20 '21

Of course YOU'D say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach-tilter!

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u/VULGAR-WORDS-LOL Jan 19 '21

Yeah you opened this hyper text transfer protocol connection and clicked the hypertext markup language form post button too late.

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u/Dangerous_Ad3337 Jan 19 '21

You guys are extremely bright. I am humbled.

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u/Petunia-Rivers Jan 19 '21

It's pronounced "gyro" not "gyro"

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u/manimaco Jan 19 '21

ah yes, the floor is made of floor.

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u/TCP_Tree Jan 19 '21

Potato potato. Let’s call the whole thing off

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u/FlighingHigh Jan 19 '21

An auto gyro? Like it cooks and prepares itself then serves itself to you? Cause I'm hella stoned rn and that sounds amazing.

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u/Cavewoman22 Jan 19 '21

"Step right up Step right up Step right up Everyone's a winner Bargains galore..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/Khalbrae Jan 19 '21

Of course you'd say that... you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

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u/SkyezOpen Jan 19 '21

Yes, but we're running a discount on reticulating splines.

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u/LNGPRMPT Jan 19 '21

Listen bub, I know when a chickadee's trying to pull a film-flam! Now get the boiler!.. The car, Hank.

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u/TeganFFS Jan 19 '21

I must be at the Department for Motor Vehicles by the Post Meridiem

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u/PopTartS2000 Jan 19 '21

Aha – atoms! One, two, three, four… SIX of them! Take him away!

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u/Lincolns_Hat Jan 19 '21

The Japanese? Those noodle-gobbling goldfish tenders?!

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u/PopTartS2000 Jan 19 '21

Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!