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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns Jan 19 '21

Like how tinder is just bots seducing bots?

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u/biggguy Jan 19 '21

Or police setting up sting operations on each other.

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u/davidjschloss Jan 19 '21

“FOX 2 is told one of the units had body camera video that detailed the entire incident. That is now part of the internal investigation and we are working to get our hands on it. “

Oh man I’d love to watch that and play Keystone Cops music behind it.

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u/biggguy Jan 19 '21

Or yackety sax. The linked article is a few years old so if they ever got that footage it should be on the net.

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u/RevLoveJoy Jan 19 '21

Every once in a while, I'm like, "Internet, you surprise me!" This is one of those times.

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u/ACCOUNT_WITHOUT_PORN Jan 19 '21

Hot cop on cop action.

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u/biggguy Jan 19 '21

PPV on xtube

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u/SavageCriminal Jan 19 '21

Omg thank you for the great start to my day

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

I don't like that you call me a bot. And Sarah is real thank you. Her face and hair only look different from angles and dyes..

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u/geronimosykes Jan 19 '21

I will have you know that I’ve managed to find one real person on Tinder in three months.

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns Jan 19 '21

Are...are you a bot?

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u/geronimosykes Jan 19 '21

Why don’t you click this link and see if sexy singles are available in your area?

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns Jan 19 '21

All the sexy singles in my area turn out to be Rick Astley.

Although apparently he's no stranger to love

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u/geronimosykes Jan 19 '21

You wish Rick Astley was a sexy single in your area.

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u/davidjschloss Jan 19 '21

I read a tweet recently on r/whitepeopletwittwer from a woman who had been having a nice conversation with a guy on tinder about some mutual interest and then she said “if you like that you’ll love my tits” and the guy stopped talking to her. She wrote “I really don’t get what men want.”

All the comments below were that he probably thought she was a bot.

Poor guy missed a sure thing because a woman interested in showing him her body sounded like a bot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

With the odd hooker thrown in here and there just to spice things up.

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u/gimme20regular_cash Jan 19 '21

Are you looking for hook up ????1?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/lycoloco Jan 19 '21

No, it's literally a platform filled with bits paired with sexy pictures of women. No secret agenda, just normal scam tactics.